This post was written by Dark_Sage. He is Dark_Sage.
Welcome to Whiners.pro. It’s a site that you can vote for in this Aniblog tournament to feed my own sense of warranted self-importance.
This blog is a combination of anime-related articles and fansub reviews (to help you decide which group’s release to get for a given anime). There are a lot of links down below, but I don’t fucking expect you to read all of them. Read a fansub review and read an article or two. You’ll get a good sense of what this blog is like. Note that if you’re interested, I have an entire archive of fansub reviews for your viewing pleasure.
After you’ve determined that I am indeed as fucking awesome as you thought I was, go over to the polls and vote for me because I deserve it.
http://aniblogtourney.wordpress.com/2012/04/22/round-1-matches-29-32/
A Sampling of Fansub Reviews:
Mazui – Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai (C-)
Top Five Articles:
Five Articles:
Articles:
Character Analysis of Astarotte Ygvar from Lotte’s Toy
Read this. It’s good shit.
Ten Most Datable Types of Female Otaku
I don’t know what I was thinking.
How to Edit – An In-depth Example with Nisemonogatari
This is fucking long. Don’t begin reading this unless you’re willing to spend 15 minutes of your life on it. (I included this to show how intellectual ‘n shit I am.)
Rhyhorns in Anime – An Analysis
I was drunk. I’m sorry.
Hopefully you enjoyed something you read. If not, I’m sorry that you have shitty taste. Have some Pendulum instead.
Needless awesome? You got my vote! :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=cc7b8F4fIhw
so tsun
That’s not cheese; it’s pudding. Or what the Japanese call pudding but looks suspiciously like creme brulee.
Yeah, siao told me it was pudding, but I don’t care. It’s cheese to me.
Maybe it’s Cheese Whiz, cheese that is the consistency of pudding.
Yeah, it’s cheese.
It goes well with whine.
It is clearly Flan. Food of choice for psychotic evil doctors with their brains replaced by chips who get roped into shitty continuations of decent series.
just because i see one piece new to the whiners banner I will vote
i meant next
can’t believe you actually did this
so low
still, you got my vote
Hi, great man
Had me at Pendulum. You sir, have taste.
Music choice and editing is A+ Anime selection for the video is less stellar.
You got my vote thanks to all the amusing “F-Tier” fansub reviews. o/
Yeah, the F-tier reviews are hilarious. The F-tier Kaiji review is my first thing I read on this blog. It’s definitely worth checking out:
http://www.crymore.net/2011/05/fansub-review-espada-kaiji-season-2-episode-04/
You can tell D_S gave it his “best MAX!” when writing that review.
Oh, didn’t realize you guys were fans of Needless. Honestly, I think you’re the first ones I’ve seen in the tournament to actually say so.
You’ve got my vote for sure.
Riding the Needless wave to victory >:3
Haha. This is the only anime blog I actually read on a regular basis, so of course I’ll vote. Good luck~
you got my vote.
btw, your opponent is not good enough compare with yours, so it’ll be easy win :p
i’m sorry if my opinion above offended all AAB fans here, but that the fact.
As an AAB writer, I don’t feel offended, really :P We’re still a pretty new blog (only a year old) and still got more votes than anyone else in the round, we just got a tough opponent on the first round :P
>Cuz Needless is fucking awesome
Vote earned.
Stupid question: How do you actually vote in this thing?
Umm… Nevermind.
The real challenge is in round two, I suppose :)
D_S could go “To all aniblog people; Go fuck yourselves.” and still win the whole thing.
105 of the voters for this tournament have no taste.
Can’t say I’m surprised. Humanity is helpless. :(
Vote manipulator!!!
More votes than other polls combined!!!
>aniblogtourney site
>draggle, April 22-
>”When I read the link, I saw that the author of Whiners.pro had asked me to fuck myself. He then proceeded to call my friend a faggot and tell him to kill himself. Um… ok. Constructive criticism is one thing, being an asshole is another, but encouraging people to kill themselves is quite another matter. It is completely beyond me why anyone would think this is acceptable behavior. I guess the author probably doesn’t mean this to be entirely serious, but so what? It’s infantile and hateful, and I have no desire to read it. The vote goes to Angry Anime Bitches by virtue of not telling people to fuck and kill themselves”
Dohoho. Vote for Whiners submitted!
Winner by a landslide. Could become the next Colony Drop.
No more aniblog reviews? :(
I got up early to get at least one out today. I was hit with an insane amount of shit to do these past couple days (including last weekend) where I had to stay at work for much longer than usual, so I haven’t had a lot of free time to get these things done.
>using Watercolour instead of The Island, Part I
For shame.
Awesomeness is Awesomeness thats really nice art there.