2. I split the Party into two parts — Essential and Extended. Assuming you want to get this shit over with quickly, just go with the Essential choices. I picked these to be the most representative lines in the releases. But if you’re one of those people who want more comparisons to help you come to a decision, go with the Essential choices and the Extended ones.

3. If you didn’t like any of the lines, choose the “N/A” option. The results for “N/A” won’t be automatically tabulated, so you’ll have to do the math in your head. Have my gomens and nasais.

4. A “>” indicates that another character has begun speaking. If there are three characters in a line comparison, I will indicate the third with a “>>” and so on for more characters.

5. Group order is randomized for each screenshot, every time you refresh the page. However, the “N/A” option will always appear at the bottom of the screen.

6. Your results will be summed up when you click the “Get your results” button. Feel free to vote in the poll at the end/post in the comments to let others know how you did and to compare your results with them.

7. Party hard.

Essential 1.

Hair-chan to Kiri.

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Dansai Bunri no Crime Edge – 01

Anime-Koi :: It’s because I was cursed, or so I was told.
My name is Mushanokoji Iwai.
Even though my name is Iwai, as in “celebration”…
>I see… No, I’m just thinking that I can understand that.

Asenshi :: They say it’s because my hair is cursed.
My name is Mushanokouji Iwai.
It means “celebration,” ironically.
>I see.
Huh?
>No, it’s just that I think I can understand you, too.

Mezashite :: They say I’m cursed.
My name is Mushanokouji Iwai.
Ironic, right?
>I see.
>Oh, I think I understand.

to avoid watching this shitty show cuz it sucks :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 2.

DTF-chan, then bug glasses-chan.

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Dansai Bunri no Crime Edge – 02

Anime-Koi :: Outsiders are not allowed!
>We brought household supplies.
>My sister and I will be going home now.

Asenshi :: Outsiders have no business here.
>I’ve put your dinnerware away.
>My sister and I are going home now.

Mezashite :: Normal people aren’t allowed here!
>I’ve dropped off your living supplies.
>Onee-chan and I will go home now.

to avoid watching this shitty show cuz it sucks :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 3.

Kiri’s grandpa to Kiri.

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Dansai Bunri no Crime Edge – 03

Anime-Koi :: Kiri, what happened to your forehead?
>Well, I kind of slipped.

Asenshi :: What happened to your forehead, Kiri?
>I just tripped.

Mezashite :: Kiri, your forehead.
>Oh, it’s just a little burn.

to avoid watching this shitty show cuz it sucks :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 4.

All DTF-chan.

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Dansai Bunri no Crime Edge – 04

Anime-Koi :: This girl’s taking her father’s place.
A replacement found so fast, huh?

Asenshi :: So he’s supposed to replace your father?
That didn’t take long, huh…

Mezashite :: This guy’s your father’s replacement.
You sure do forget quickly.

to avoid watching this shitty show cuz it sucks :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 5.

Grandpa -> Kiri.

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Dansai Bunri no Crime Edge – 05

Anime-Koi :: Our ancestors… own a killing tool which has killed people.
>{\i1}What?!{\i0}
>What’s its name?
>Tell me its name!

Asenshi :: Our ancestor…
was a murderer who cut people.
>{\i1}What did he say?{\i0}
>Their name! What were they called?

Mezashite :: One of our ancestors…
…was a murderer who killed his victims by cutting them.
>{\i1}What was that?{\i0}
>His name?
>What was his name?

to avoid watching this shitty show cuz it sucks :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 6.

Hair-chan -> Kiri.

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Dansai Bunri no Crime Edge – 06

Anime-Koi :: My hair can never be cut.
Hair that would never “die”.
Hair that would never be “killed”.
Hair that’s… cursed.
>This thing here… it may also be cursed.

Asenshi :: My hair can’t be cut.
It’s undying hair,
unkillable hair,
cursed… {a cursed…}
…hair. {…god}
>This thing…
>may be cursed as well.

Mezashite :: My hair can’t be cut.
My hair can never die.
My hair can never be killed.
My hair is cursed.
>These scissors…
>…might be cursed as well.

to avoid watching this shitty show cuz it sucks :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 7.

All the weird guy.

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Dansai Bunri no Crime Edge – 07

Anime-Koi :: Let me… cut your hair.
{\i1}…divine one.{\i0}
{\i1}…divine god.{\i0}
{\i1}…divine hair.{\i0}
{\i1}Wait, if it’s a curse, talking about divinity is weird.{\i0}

Asenshi :: Allow me to cut your hair,
{\i1}my goddess.{\i0}
{\i1}Your hair,{\i0}
{\i1}my goddess.{\i0}
{\i1}If her hair really is cursed, it’s strange to call her a goddess.{\i0}

Mezashite :: Kiri-kun,
you’re the first person
to have ever killed me!

to avoid watching this shitty show cuz it sucks :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 8.

Jesus, I wonder if her pubic hair is like that too. Do not want.

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Dansai Bunri no Crime Edge – 08

Anime-Koi :: Kiri-kun…
You’re the first one to “kill” me!

Asenshi :: Kiri-kun,
It’s the first time…
…you…
…killed me.

Mezashite :: Please let me cut your hair.
. . . god.
. . . God.
. . . Hair.
{\i1}Well, it’s a curse, so “God” might be a bit off…{\i0}

to avoid watching this shitty show cuz it sucks :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 9.

Hair to Kiri.

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Dansai Bunri no Crime Edge – 09

Anime-Koi :: I’ll call this “Crime Edge”.
>”Crime”?
It’s a pair of scissors capable of “killing” my hair…

Asenshi :: This is Crime Edge, okay?
>”Crime”?
Because it’s like a bad pair of scissors that killed my past self.

Mezashite :: We’ll call it the “Crime Edge”.
>”Crime”?
It’s an evil pair of scissors that killed the person I had been up to this point.

to avoid watching this shitty show cuz it sucks :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 10.

Kiri, then both.

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Dansai Bunri no Crime Edge – 10

Anime-Koi :: In other words,
“Cutting up”…
“Separating”…
“Crime Edge”…
>>>”The Severing Crime Edge!”

Asenshi :: So, in other words…
It cuts and it dismembers.
That’s Crime Edge.
>>>The Cutting and Dismembering Crime Edge!

Mezashite :: So, basically…
It cuts people up and severs them into pieces…
Crime Edge…
>>>The Crime Edge of Cutting and Severing!

to avoid watching this shitty show cuz it sucks :: N/A. They all suck.

Decision Point:

Holy fucking shit, Dark_Sage. Give me more comparisons. I fucking live for this! (Put the knife down and keep reading. We got ten more comparisons for ya.)
Oh my god, put a bullet in my head. When is this shit gonna be over with already? (You’ve seen enough for one lifetime. Head down to the results.)

Expanded 1.

All Kiri being weird

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e – Dansai Bunri no Crime Edge – 01

Anime-Koi :: {\i1}There was a Hair Queen at that place.{\i0}
{\i1}I probably look like a murderer.{\i0}
{\i1}Like I want to cut that girl apart.{\i0}

Asenshi :: {\i1}Right in front of me…
was the Queen of Hair.{\i0}
{\i1}I must seem like a murderer.{\i0}
{\i1}I want to cut her…{\i0}
{\i1}Using these scissors in my hands. {\i0}

Mezashite :: There she was…
The Hair Queen, before my eyes.
I must look like a crazy murderer right now…
Snip, snip.
I want to cut her.
Cut her with my own hands.

to avoid watching this shitty show cuz it sucks :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 2.

All Kiri being weird

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e – Dansai Bunri no Crime Edge – 02

Anime-Koi :: {\i1}These scissors have been at our house since long ago.{\i0}
{\i1}I’ve been cutting hair since I was a child.{\i0}
{\i1}I like cutting.{\i0}
{\i1}My family also enjoyed letting me cut their hair.{\i0}
{\i1}But they started going to a beauty salon.{\i0}
{\i1}They did not want me to cut any more.{\i0}

Asenshi :: {\i1} I gave haircuts with these scissors
{\i1}that belonged to my childhood home.{\i0}
{\i1}I liked doing that and my family enjoyed having me cut their hair as well.{\i0}
{\i1}But then, they started going to the hairdressers instead.
They had grown to hate it.{\i0}

Mezashite :: These scissors have been lying around my house since forever.
When I was little, I cut people’s hair with them.
I liked doing that.
Everyone in my family would let me cut their hair.
But eventually, everyone started going to proper hairdressers instead. {to include male family, not sure if he actually cut for them}
I hated that.

to avoid watching this shitty show cuz it sucks :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 3.

Hairball to Kiri

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e – Dansai Bunri no Crime Edge – 03

Anime-Koi :: I wish I could let you cut my hair.
>What? Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure?
>Really? Really? Really?! Really?!

Asenshi :: I wish I could let you cut it.
>Can I? Can I? Can I?!
>Really? Really really?
>Really? Really?!

Mezashite :: I wouldn’t mind letting you cut mine…
>Really? Is it really okay?
>For real? Are you sure? Are you serious?!
>Really?!

to avoid watching this shitty show cuz it sucks :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 4.

Best girl -> Kiri

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e – Dansai Bunri no Crime Edge – 04

Anime-Koi :: She doesn’t have any family.
She’s been taken care of by an organization.
Well, I guess it’s a kind of paranoia.
>Is that the case?

Asenshi :: Well, she’s got no relatives.
Right now, she’s under protection of a certain organisation.
Guess it’s a persecution complex of sorts.
>Is that so?

Mezashite :: That girl doesn’t have any living relatives.
She’s under the care of a certain organization.
It’s just a persecution complex.
>Really?

to avoid watching this shitty show cuz it sucks :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 5.

I don’t know who this is -> Kiri

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e – Dansai Bunri no Crime Edge – 05

Anime-Koi :: A girl’s hair is her life!
Look!
>Yeah, I see.
>And then?

Asenshi :: A girl’s life is in her hair!
>Oh, is that so? Now let’s see here…

Mezashite :: A girl’s hair is her life!
Swish.
>Sure it is.
>What of it?

to avoid watching this shitty show cuz it sucks :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 6.

All Preview-chan

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e – Dansai Bunri no Crime Edge – 06

Anime-Koi :: Haimura, you’re spoiling the mood!
It was so interesting to see your odd behavior whenever we talked about hair!
>It just means that I’ve grown up!

Asenshi :: You’re lame, Haimura.
It’s more fun when you get all sketchy talking about hair.
>Guess that means I grew up already….

Mezashite :: You’re boring, Haimura.
You used to come running every time I talked about hair.
>Perhaps I’ve grown up a little?

to avoid watching this shitty show cuz it sucks :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 7.

I dunno

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e – Dansai Bunri no Crime Edge – 07

Anime-Koi :: Urp.
>What’s with that “urp”?
Um… well…
The atmosphere around her…
It feels like she’s murdered someone.

Asenshi :: Ugh.
>Why the groaning?
Well, it’s just…
She’s got an aura that makes you think she could murder someone.

Mezashite :: Why are {\i1}you{\i0} so riled up?
>Ah, well…
>There’s something about that girl…
>It’s like she would actually kill someone.

to avoid watching this shitty show cuz it sucks :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 8.

Two weirdos talking

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e – Dansai Bunri no Crime Edge – 08

Anime-Koi :: School sure sounds fun, doesn’t it?
>You aren’t going to one?
Yeah.

Asenshi :: School sounds like fun.
>You don’t go to school?
No.

Mezashite :: School sounds like a lot of fun.
>You don’t go?
I don’t.

to avoid watching this shitty show cuz it sucks :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 9.

Hair-chan whining

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e – Dansai Bunri no Crime Edge – 09

Anime-Koi :: Sometimes,
I have this dream.
That I have normal hair,
and I was talking with friends at school.
About topics like the newly opened confectionery shop,
or about some cool television star.
But it’s all a dream.
It’s all a dream, isn’t it?

Asenshi :: Sometimes, I have a dream.
A dream in which I have normal hair.
I talk to friends in school normally.
About a new candy shop,
or a cool celebrity.
But that’s only a dream.
Only a dream, right?

Mezashite :: From time to time, I have this dream.
In the dream, I have normal hair.
I’m at school, talking with friends.
Talking about the sweets shop that just opened up.
Talking about a handsome celebrity.
But it’s just a dream.
Just a dream, you know.

to avoid watching this shitty show cuz it sucks :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 10.

Someone

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e – Dansai Bunri no Crime Edge – 10

Anime-Koi :: Putting up a brave front…
Endure this by yourself!
Don’t impose your burden on others!
Queen of Hair!

Asenshi :: If you think it’s so hard, endure it on your own!
Don’t go dragging others into your problems!
You queen of hair!

Mezashite :: It might be hard,
but keep it to yourself!
Don’t make other people shoulder your pain!
Hair Queen!

to avoid watching this shitty show cuz it sucks :: N/A. They all suck.