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A comprehensive fantasy involving the best girl of Date A Live.
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Wake her up with tickles, just to hear her laugh and see her smile. ^^
Wash her hair. Not in a sexual way.
Smell her hair. In a sexual way (I hope she realizes my true feelings soon!).
Make her breakfast. Omelettes, of course. Those things are delicious.
Put her shoes on for her. She still needs her big bro for that! ^^’
Hold her hand as we walk on our way to school.
Get hit by a bus and die.
Blood splatters over Kotori-chan, and her mind is shattered.
Her right arm too, cuz the bus hit her when it killed me.
After years of mental rehabilitation, Kotori finally comes to terms with her loss and can re-enter society as a normal person.
North Korea attacks, destroying the world. Kim Jong Un wasn’t fucking around this time.
Good end.
so… is there gonna be a bad end and true end as well?
There are no bad ends when Kotori’s involved. True End is a possibility.
What about Dead End? (considering your Love for Yuno)
I-I don’t love her! We just… kind of have a thing!
Seriously, if Yuno finds out, she’s just an affair for you, you won’t have to worry about busses or what happens to Kotori once WWIII starts
I am sorry, but I just cannot let this repulsive fantasy go unchecked. I mean, omelettes? For breakfast? You sick fuck. What’s next, you gonna eat kiddie snacks for lunch? Hope they lock you up and throw away the key.
is that all you care to comment on? Omlettes for breakfast?
Wow… Someone needs a reality check
Yeah, he shouldn’t talk until he’s tried my spinach and mushroom omelettes. They’re fucking delish.
…You would even put vegetables in your breakfast?
You’re deranged.
The nutrition’s gone to my head. :(
Your taste in anime may be terrible but your culinary tastes are quite excellent. You should throw in some goat cheese as well, that shit is just too good.
That… is an excellent suggestion. I’d also recommend black forest ham, onions, peppers, and salsa.
I’ve always enjoyed potato omelettes but that’s probably more of a Brit thing.
zomg, me too. [not British, but kinda wish I was]
I’ll have to try that one day. I think I’d enjoy that too.
Isn’t that basically a Spanish omelette? Doesn’t exactly scream British to me. Agreed, anyway.
I wish I could be your kawaii imouto.
Me too, Nep-Nep. ;_;
But Nep-Nep is the older sister!
I’m surprised you didn’t mention bathing together (¬‿¬)
L-Lewd!
“O-Onii-tan! It’s… so big!”
RIP in peace D_S and Kotori
T_T
I yukked so hard.
If Kotori were my sister I’d stick a needle in her eye.
I’d stick something else in her eye if you know what I mean.
Lol of course.
Btw I believe that’s from Shadow Skill.
>Btw I believe that’s from Shadow Skill.
Not sure if kidding.
Whoops its from Eva. That was an embarrassing misfire.
Same decade. I thought you were referring to some old joke involving Eva and Shadow Skill, so I wasn’t gonna call that out.
Greatest love story ever told.
Someone had to say that.
Sorry. Princess is much better.
Better than… (*tries to think of any romance OTHER than Twilight so as to be witty and original*) Romeo and Juliet.
**spoiler**
Kotori and D_S are not actually related by blood, so it’s not actually incest. What a cop out!
FUCKING DROPPED