Dark_Sage’s Anime Convention Schedule 2013

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They say to never meet your heroes, but I ain’t exactly a hero.

Seriously, though. Someone tell those Make-A-Wish kids to stop asking for me. I don’t wanna catch their cancer.

 

Cons

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Anime Central – May 17-19th – Chicago

It’s Chicago, why the hell not?

Crew: SoupRKnowva, TL-kun the Second (Maybe?), TL-kun the Third (Maybe?), ?? (I get the feeling I’m forgetting quite a few fansubros who told me they’d be here.)

 

 

Anime North – May 24th-26th – Toronto

I’m not sure why I’m going to this.

Crew: Aieon (Doki), jakeman95 (Doki), Curser656 (NWTC/Oni), iMdai (Doki), TheThing|Encoding (Doki/Oyatsu), Asterx (CMS/Doki), IrieNaoki (Doki), PitchBlack (Doki), Autumnn (I dunno? Doki?), Switches (Fansubber killer)

Honestly, I don’t know how I got roped into a Doki gathering, especially since I’ve only ever talked with like three of them. Drunk_Sage needs to stop visiting IRC.

 

 

Youmacon – October 31st-November 3rd – Detroit

Heard way too many good things about this con. The only problem is the location, but at least it’s not Flint, amirite?

Crew: SoupRKnowva

 

 

Anime Punch (Armageddicon) – Even they don’t fucking know (really) – Columbus

My first (and likely last) 18+ anime con. Let’s hope the alcohol poisoning kills me before fansubs do.

Crew: SoupRKnowva

 

 

Let’s conspire

Puns are the best
I made a pun~

So if you’re gonna be at one of these things, we should hang. Out, not people. No worries — I’m pretty chill IRL since threatening to poison someone’s family for leaving a period off a sentence isn’t looked favorably on in today’s society.

And if you’re not going to one of these, thank your lucky stars that you don’t need to suffer interacting with what is essentially an unwashed gaggle of redditards who think masturbating to cosplayers counts as losing their virginity.

33 thoughts on “Dark_Sage’s Anime Convention Schedule 2013”

  1. Youmacon, son I’ll be there. Watching. Waiting.

    For the moment of extreme bliss.

    Is your body lady enough to handle me?

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  2. Haha I was just gonna talk to you about getting a room reserved for youmacon, we need to get on that shit before we lose our chance.

    Also, Anime Punch will be the best con!!!

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    • Just booked one (right after reading that comment), so we’re good.

      Yeah, I look forward to the Anime Punch shenanigans.

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  3. “[T]hreatening to poison someone’s family for leaving a period off a sentence isn’t looked favorably on in today’s society.”

    It’s not?

    Someone needs to have a word with my professors.

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  4. Why is your new favourite collective noun gaggle, if I may ask? Is there some kind of connection between humans and geese that I’m unaware of?

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  5. You’re an anti-hero, Dark_Sage – which apparently isn’t a villain, despite the fact it looks as if it should mean that :s

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  6. I know Sage better than everyone from doki going to anime north, but I’ve only talked to Sage once. That says a lot… This should be interesting…

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  7. Let’s see, I’ll be at
    Acen
    Anime North (tho you already got me at that)
    Youmacon

    So almost all the one’s you’ll be at… >_>

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  8. Let’s see, I’ll be at
    ACEN
    Anime North (tho you already got me at that)
    Youmacon

    So almost all the one’s you’ll be at, tho, I think I might have been the one to recommend ACEN and Youmacon to you… >_>

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