This post was written by Dark_Sage. He is Dark_Sage.
Apparently this needed to be implemented.
The Crymore Literacy Test
Please note that a passing score is required to comment in the future.
1. Dark_Sage is:
A. Not Mango-chan
B. Not Sapphi
C. Not Daiz
D. Dark_Sage
E. All or ANY of the Above
2. “For breakfast, I tend to eat…”
A. Not paste
B. Not anything that causes temporary or lasting brain damage
C. I don’t eat breakfast OR I eat a healthy breakfast OR I eat an unhealthy breakfast but it doesn’t cause brain damage
3. This is a question. All you need to do is select an answer. Any answer at all. You can even write one in if you want.
A. This is an answer.
B. This is also an answer.
C. Holy shit is this another answer? Yes it is.
~Empty space for writing in your own answer. Please don’t write on your monitor. That’s not how this works.~
If you answered any of the above questions with any answer and managed to avoid removing yourself from the gene pool in the process, you are now cleared to comment.
Apologies for the new test, but I felt it was necessary to ensure the continued quality of the Crymore comments section. Thanks for understanding.
>If you answered any of the above questions with any answer and managed to avoid removing yourself from the gene pool in the process, you are now cleared to comment.
Guess I’ll be a ‘Lurker’ again.
These are all trick questions, aren’t they? ;)
Obviously by questions, I mean statements/options as in fact, none of them are questions. Especially the third one.
>This is a question.
No it’s not.
Do I pass?
I remember during exams, some part of it says:
– Fill in the blanks, or Choose a word or words to complete the sentence.
– Essay
tl;dr I conclude that all (1, 2 and 3) of them are questions. I could be wrong though.
I use to do a Homer and write “Okay” when there was a blank page saying “Do not write on this page.” ^__^
Some teachers will make to redo the test for stuff like that. I’ve seen it happen. :P
What I got out of this is that dark_sage is waffo.
So… where’s Hyobu?
You must turn the esper power of D_S to ON first.
Simply use a paperclip or any metal object to short PS_ON to 5V.
D_S is probably low active. Should short PS_ON to ground, not 5V.
>continued quality of the Crymore comments section
It’s been kind of shit lately, tbh. Too many mouth-breathers in the comments diluting any actual insight.
ds plz do ezr test’s in a futre thx u vry mch
I got B-A-?
Do I pass?
What happens where there’s more than one answer to a question? What does that mean? Does that imply duality or contradiction?
are you sure you aren’t daiz because that’d be pretty great
>Made my day.
ROFL
I think you won the test.
I could think of an extra question to add there.
4. What does “Guest Article” mean?
A. That the article was written by a guest
B. That the article wasn’t written by the owner of the blog
C. That the article probably not be like other articles on the same blog
D. All of the above? Preposterous!
“That the article probably not be-”
…Just shoot me now. Shoot me before someone sees this face of mine, fully flushed in embarrassment.
I’m still embarrassed at this fuckup.
SEE THIS IS WHY FANSUBBING GROPUS NEED EDITING AND QC
…You know what? Just get this keyboard away from me.
I’m not even drunk.
what are you doing?
Failing the test.
…I don’t know what the fuck was I doing there.
I was drunk. Do not believe that past post.
*I was, before you go into another cycle of embarrassment. And really, don’t worry so much. We all make tyosp or accidentally words.
It seems sobriety doesn’t stop me from formulating a sentence in question form when I shouldn’t.
Though it does make me less neurotic. I’ll work on being even less neurotic, thanks for the words of reassurance.
Shits taken: 1.
Shits given: 0.
np we move on.
Huesu-kun, just FYI I will edit your comment to fix any typos, etc. if you just throw in the fix as its own comment.
(Well, usually. Sometimes I forget.)
None of this is in moonrunes. What’s going on???
>1. Dark_Sage is:
I’m quite sure it’s:
E. All or ANY of the Above
>2. “For breakfast, I tend to eat…”
This is a tricky one… I will go with C and add that you “drink” vodka for breakfast (or any alternative strong alcoholic beverage.)
>3. This is a question. All you need to do is select an answer. Any answer at all. You can even write one in if you want.
I refrain from answering this question for many obvious reasons.(For starters, it’s not even a question!)
So… do I pass?
No, but as you can see from the points raised here, I didn’t either.
Graded on a curve, that means everyone gets an A. \o/
1. Dark_Sage is:
C. Not Daiz
nice try Daiz, we all know it’s you
I fucking knew it all along.
1. Dark_Sage is:
A. Not Mango-chan
2. “For breakfast, I tend to eat…”
A. Not paste
3. This is a question tl:dr
D. bewbs
Give it up, you run an anime site. Autism comes with the territory.
Is this supposed to be a joke?
Dear AGENT,
Thank you for taking the Crymore literacy test. We know how much this means to you, and we’d love to have you, but, unfortunately, you did not pass.
We wish you all the best in your future literacy endeavors.
I *can’t* CLICK it!!!
Ican’tIcan’tIcan’tIcan’tIcan’tIcan’tIcan’tIcan’t
Ican’tIcan’tIcan’tIcan’tIcan’tIcan’tIcan’tIcan’t
Ican’tIcan’tIcan’tIcan’tIcan’tIcan’tIcan’tIcan’t
Ican’tIcan’tIcan’tIcan’tIcan’tIcan’tIcan’tIcan’t
Ican’tIcan’tIcan’tIcan’tIcan’tIcan’tIcan’tIcan’t
fucking *CLICK* anything!!!!!!!
That said: D / C / C
You can’t fool me, Daiz!
D, C, A
Holy shit! This is a waste of nobody’s time.
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2013-04-26/kyoto-animation-unveils-swimming-team-tv-anime-free-for-july
You promised. Don’t fuck it up like Hyobu, pretty please? <3
>Topless, wet bishies
>KyoAni
>Moe
Dark_Sage’s wettest dream! ofc he’ll do it.
When I heard it was a KyoAni show, I simply assumed it was a girl’s swimming team. You have just made my day. ^.^
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
I never expected it to actually HAPPEN.
HURRAY for cute guys doing cute things!
…this is kinda sad.
And yet I’m sure things several orders of magnitude sadder have been written about female-based fanservice (male-based too, if I’m to be frank). But, yeah, I suppose it’s nice that this show exists(?).
All right, fine. All my previous attempts to reach the fujoshi market have failed, but this one likely won’t.
Though, uhh, I’d also check to see if sage and NyanTaku are doing it, just in case it gets the ol’ Whine-Subs delay.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=JNU1ehnCVP8
a new fujoshi was born each time the video is played
Why is no one actually swimming? :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NqRG88E-s8
Here ya go.
Oh wait…nobody actually swims here either.
Hey, don’t undersell it. There was a boy half submerged for all of 3s!
I don’t get tests, but lemme try…
1. Y
2. F
3. Um… shit, dark_sage, you made me write on my screen. fuk u :<
brb gotta clean sharpie from my screen.
HOLY FUCK SAGE, WHY DIDN’T YOU WARN ME
Expect correspondence from my solicitor.
I full potato’d this test
The answer to all 3 is penis.