Free! – Best Abs – Episode 03 Edition

February 4, 2015July 20, 2013 by Dark_Sage

This post was written by Dark_Sage. He is Dark_Sage.

No, this won’t be a weekly thing. Gomen, fangirls.

“Oh god, a poll about which of these guys has the sexiest abs? Please Dark_Sage, that’s gay!”

Not so, homophobic male reader-kun. Scientific studies have concluded that wanting an abjob from one of these guys is as straight as straight comes. By not voting, you actually lose. Don’t be a failure; let the world know whose abs you’d most like to lick pudding off of.

Haruka Nanase

Spoiler for

Makoto Tachibana

Spoiler for

Nagisa Hazuki

Spoiler for

Rei Ryuugazaki

Spoiler for

Rin Matsuoka

Spoiler for

For Comparison Purposes Only

That one guy who Rin’s sleeping with

That one guy trying to cover up his junk in the back of this shot

Group shots

Shota group shot

Voting Time

Which boy's abs make you most straight?

Makoto Tachibana (42%, 111 Votes)
Rei Ryuugazaki (22%, 58 Votes)
Haruka Nanase (16%, 44 Votes)
Rin Matsuoka (14%, 37 Votes)
Nagisa Hazuki (6%, 17 Votes)

Total Voters: 267

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See what I did there?

14 thoughts on “Free! – Best Abs – Episode 03 Edition”

Dark_Sage

July 20, 2013 at 6:32 pm

Makoto, ofc.
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- Nevreen
  
  July 20, 2013 at 6:48 pm
  
  ofc
  
  For once, your tastes aren’t shit.
  Reply
Justinnnnnn

July 20, 2013 at 6:46 pm

C-c-c-c-combo breakerrr
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FalseDawn

July 20, 2013 at 7:03 pm

I can’t vote in this. Not one of them has boobs.
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- FalseDawn
  
  July 20, 2013 at 7:03 pm
  
  Or nipples for that matter. They’re all freaks!
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- Dark_Sage
  
  July 20, 2013 at 9:01 pm
  
  Nagisa does.
  
  http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/NSOnii-Free-03-1280×720-x264-AAC7A0D1A79.mkv_snapshot_18.55_2013.07.20_18.11.36.jpg
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  - TouToTheHouYo
    
    July 21, 2013 at 12:29 am
    
    His nipples look suspiciously like swimming goggles.
    Reply
Nyangoro

July 20, 2013 at 7:10 pm

Rei is clearly best.

All others are literally wrong in every way possible.
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- TKW
  
  July 20, 2013 at 9:00 pm
  
  Good tastes confirmed.
  Reply
GenericRemix

July 20, 2013 at 9:56 pm

http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1937803

I vote for this man.
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stushi

July 21, 2013 at 4:26 am

Wait what.
Makoto? Why?
Rin best bishie :(
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- Dark_Sage
  
  July 21, 2013 at 11:31 am
  
  Rin may be the best boy, but the best abs of episode 3 belong to Makoto.
  Reply
BTc

July 21, 2013 at 5:41 am

Makoto=Rei>Haruka>Rin>Nagisa
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IvaniSamaTVHD

July 22, 2013 at 7:00 pm

My ovaries explode everytime Makoto takes his shirt off! I’m on Team Gou/Kou on this! XD
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