This post was written by jenny. She is not Dark_Sage.
My name is Jenny and I like idol anime, horror manga, and oranges. I don’t know why SageSage made me a staff member. I thought he was joking until I checked my inbox but I decided I’ll be reviewing furry doujin scanlations. Please be nice to me.
Literally who.
jenny. I think.
Not Jenny? Could be confusing.
I was born on January 31st, 1997 in the beautiful country of Canada. I’m nice and friendly. And cute. I want to be friends with a furry and/or the Dalai Lama. Let’s be friends.
>1997
What the fuck are you doing, D_S?
Okay, in my defense she’s really cute.
Pics or my question still stands!
Artist’s depiction: http://imgur.com/OwW9PAz
Meh close enough.
my hair is red now, SageSage
Fix’d, plus contacts. http://i.imgur.com/wwKNv3x.jpg
you’re an artist <3
1997? I have plenty of those.
Don’t know if it is bad luck for you and good luck for me or even the other way around, but I’m neither of those.
What the fuck? She’s allowed to be staff but I can’t?
We’re both Canadians but you only made her staff just because she’s fucking underage and she’s female?
I GOT SO MUCH SHIT TO REVIEW, THE FUCK MAN. SERIOUSLY??
:<
Happy 18th. Ganbatte.
18, huh? Aight, off of staff she goes then. Sorry y’all, you’ll have to get your doujin reviews elsewhere.
fuck you >:(
…off of staff and into that idol position I promised you the other day.
The fleet’s idol, Naka-chan!
>reviewing furry doujin scanlations
What have u done, Dark_Sage?
Expanded our audience, Solar. This is what we call tactical positioning.
revived crymore that’s what
Stats time!
Staff breakdown:
Guest staff: Daiz, Mango-chan
1 post: Fyurie, mini-ezo, aoihakurei, puddi
2 posts: Rekyu, Firebird, Revy-chan
A lot: kokujin-kun, Calyrica, Me-sama
No posts left on the site cuz I deleted them all: Puff, kyonyuu, gojira, yeller, Sparky, KliqIMB, diskkjockey
So based on these odds, there’s a 3/19 chance that Jenny’s lying and will save Crymore. Fingers crossed.
I though Fyurie was the one to save this site.
and… daiz?
I forgot I removed his too — http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Daiz.jpg
I COULD write things, but then I could also be watching JoJo instead.
>Daiz
What?
>kokujin-kun
Can you please get him to do more TL reviews?
>more TL reviews
seconded
Doujins of which anime?
And also ignore the poll and review Saekano.
OK I REVIEW
All the power to you, princess.
This somehow made me laugh for straight 7 minutes.
I too like oranges.
…..Well then nothing interesting going on here guess i’ll just go back and rekt all the bitches in Huniepop.
Is jenny the new koda?
koda kumi? does she like oranges too?
On second thought…fuck Huniepop it’s already 4 fuckin am and i’m tired so good night to me and good afternoon to everybody on the other side of the world.
Ciao
o/
Huniepop review when you wake up.
Too late Dark_Sage i’m awake and just achieve only three hours of sleep….oh my poor freakin’ eyeballs.
What the fuck.
Well done Sage! No complaints here!
https://twitter.com/feedmeyourtears/status/559206065993433088
pls don’t send yourself to jail D_S
>almost 50k tweets
Yep… seems like a rare case of femalus teenagerous, seems terminal too, sorry, nothing we can do.
I’VE HAD MY TWITTER FOR ALMOST 4 YEARS OKAY
DON’T WORRY THIS IS THE INTERNET YOU DON’T NEED TO SHOUT FOR THE HARD OF HEARING
I’m just trying to be considerate towards the elderly. :(
[style size=”40px”]This is how you do it.[/style]
Or not, apparently. D_S, your comments bbcode support sucks.
pls go
it’s
[.b][/b]
[.size=#][/size]
etc. Without the dots.
Wikipedia lied to me ;_;
(also thanks for telling me that. I don’t post on forums often, so I never really learned BBCode markup.)
No jenny in the about section.
:(
Can’t you just stalk her twitter like a normal person? Ugh, fine. Updated.
If I just did that, I wouldn’t be living up to my position as vice-executive commenter!
Good luck, miss. Hope you could spice things up, ‘coz I’m pretty tired of fansub drama. :S
I suggest we have Jenny take over the website. Can’t hurt to have some quality furry scanlation reviews.
Furry Doujin reviews… Hilarity ensues =D
Would you care to expand to published manga scanlation reviews? much, much, much hilarity, guaranteed!
No. I’ve read so many badly scanlated manga that I filter out all the bad English. And I like furry doujinshi much better than regular manga.
*Hype intensifies*
Confirmed for shit taste.
I feel like Jenny is Dark Sage’s version of Tyler Durden.
>STILL no pictures of Jenny
What the fuck am I paying for?
You gotta stalk dat twitter, bro.
I didn’t know D_S was into underaged girls!
Who isn’t?
>3DPD
Blegh! 2D lolis are great, though.
>SageSage
Oh my.
I see that someone’s gone off the deep end.
Is it Jark?
You’re a regular Sherlocke, you know that?
Just call me Detective_Sage.
When will you review your own website?