This post was written by Dark_Sage. He is Dark_Sage.
A top 10 list curated with the assistance of Dr. Pepper and Mr. Maker’s.
Intro
I was originally going to do my Flying Witch reviews today (which I started writing four weeks ago), but then I realized I didn’t want to. So I got to thinking: what is it Dark_Sage really wants to talk about? And the answer is flatter-than-2D depictions of (as tumblr protests) clearly unreasonable standards and unattainable ideals. That are fapworthy. From the first three episodes of each show this season. …And only ten of them.
Specific? Sure. But if I know you, this is the kinda shit you’ve been waiting… holy shit, over a fucking month for? Yeesh. All right, well let’s not make you wait any longer.
Fucking nothing, that’s what. Bring on the list.
Number 10
Spoiler for
??? – Bishoujo Yuugi Unit Crane Game Girls
I don’t know her name cuz my pride wouldn’t let me watch this low-budget show past the first frame. But I still fapped to her because you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. Or something.
Number 9
Spoiler for
Alicia – Endride
She’s the only girl in the oscar mayerfest that is Endride. And as my racist grandpa always said, “If you wanna get your dick wet in a desert, even a cactus will do.”
RIP old man, even though you’re probably burning in the tenth layer of hell.
Number 8
Spoiler for
The Wino – Ragnastrike Angels
The show has a runtime of 30 seconds, so for me to pick out the alcoholic as prime waifu material… you know what, let’s not draw any conclusions from my choices here. Onto the next one.
Number 7
Spoiler for
Bulimia-chan – Mayoiga
This chick does nothing but vomit on people, which gets me going for all the wrong reasons. If this show turned into the battle royale it deserved (instead of the PG-rated sleeping aid it ended up), she’d probably even be top 3.
Number 6
Spoiler for
Cat-sensei – Netoge
Bad puns turn meow-n.
Yandere-chan p. good, but not good enough. ;_;
Number 5
Spoiler for
Naomi – Bungou Stray Dogs
Sure, she fucks her own blood. But goddamn is she cute, let’s be honest.
This is the one instance where I’d accept sloppy seconds, cuz statistically half that DNA is hers anyway, right?
Number 4
Spoiler for
Miko-san’s Face – Kuma Miko
Miko-san ain’t a great character, I’ll give you that. Her face, though? Now it’s time for you to give me something. (A tissue, plz.)
Number 3
Spoiler for
The Entire Cast of Sansha Sanyou
Never has there been such a memorable cast of QTs. Congrats, Japan. This time you truly got there.
Number 2
Spoiler for
Miyano Echizen – Tanaka-kun wa Itsumo Kedaruge
The only yankee this southern boy* would accept.
*I mean, I’m a midwesterner, and the midwest is basically the south of the north, so… You know what, look, it was a good play-on-words. Just let me have this.
Number 1
Spoiler for
Dark_Sage cosplaying Naruto Uzumaki (from an anime called Naruto)
(It’s 2 AM, give me a fucking break, I thought it was a good idea at the time.)
That’s right motherfuckers, best girl of Spring 2016 is me-sama. You thought this was a personal top-10 list when it reality it was a guide for you. To me. Lewis & Clark’d, baby~
#Spring2016Best2016
In case you’re wondering, yes, I did watch several shows to reach these expert conclusions.
Even some good ones.
Here’s a list:
Spoiler for
Note:Purple = Top 5
Normal Shows:
Title
Ep 01
Ep 02
Ep 03
12-sai
6
Dropped
N/A
Ace Attorney
Dropped
N/A
N/A
Anne Happy (No. 2)
9
9
9
Bakuon
Dropped
N/A
N/A
Big Order
7
7
8
Boku no Hero Academia
6
6
6
Bungou Stray Dogs
9
8
8
Endride
6
5
5
Flying Witch
8
8
8
Haifuri
Dropped
N/A
N/A
Hundred
Dropped
N/A
N/A
Joker Game
8
7
8
Kiznaiver
7
6
6
Koutetsujou no Kabaneri
10
9
9
Kuma Miko – Girl Meets Bear (No. 1)
10
10
10
Kuromukuro
8
Dropped
N/A
Macross Delta
7
7
Dropped
Mayoiga
7
7
7
Netoge no Yome wa Onnanoko ja Nai to Omotta
8
8
8
Re:Zero kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu (No. 3)
10
9
9
Sakamoto Desu Ga
7
Dropped
N/A
Sansha Sanyou
8
8
8
Shounen Maid
Dropped
N/A
N/A
Seisen Cerberus
7
7
5
Sousei no Onmyouji
8
8
8
Super Lovers
Dropped
N/A
N/A
Tanaka-kun wa Itsumo Kedaruge (No. 4)
9
9
9
Shorts:
Title
Ep 01
Ep 02
Ep 03
Space Patrol Luluco
8
8
9
Pan de Peace
5
3
3
Wagamama High Spec
4
4
4
Onigiri
7
7
6
Bishoujo Yuugi Unit Crane Game Girls
Dropped
N/A
N/A
Ragnastrike Angels
9
9
9
Usakame (No. 5)
9
9
9
Turns out my German blood allows me to keep track of more than just how many Jews died in the Holocaust. Thanks, Granddad.
26 thoughts on “Best Girls of Spring 2016: Initial3 Edition”
You put the wrong pic in no 3 btw. Or the wrong anime name. Either way, something is wrong.
Kuromukuro is basically Macross x Power Rangers with a lower cap than either. Also it’s boring.
Academia is… well, there’s a crazy chick coming up. And for Sousei, it’s an exceptional adaptation of a mediocre shounen, which puts it right in my wheelhouse.
Nope, that’s the Sanshas. Quite frankly, the casts of Anne Happy and Sansha Sanyou are so unique and inspired for happy-go-lucky slice-of-wife high school moe animes that it surprises me anyone could confuse them.
The purple haired girls in Anne Happy and Sansha Sanyou look about the same, but that top knot in your number three is distinctly Anne, and the middle girl who is so bandaged up is the girl who gets hurt all the time in Anne Happy.
Not that I would have noticed it if Lucas and Kamil hadn’t pointed it out.
You put the wrong pic in no 3 btw. Or the wrong anime name. Either way, something is wrong.
Pretty sure it’s right.
>no girl from Re:Zero
>no Mumei
>no Rin
>no girl from Re:Zero
Well…
>no Mumei
Mumei is trash and Kabaneri is awful.
>no Rin
Literally who?
your taste in girls is pretty good, but as for anime, it’s as bad as always
i also don’t know why you wasted your money on a tracksuit with some retarded logo on it
at least you look good in it
I look good in anything. And, as some lucky kids have discovered, nothing as well.
There’s a criminal lack of Schwein here.
Even if this post was limited to the 10 best girls of Netoge, Schew wouldn’t make the cut.
That’s even more criminal.
Number 3 pic is Anne Happy cast :)
Fairly certain it’s the Sansha Sanyous.
:^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^)
>Dropped Kuromukuro and keeps Sousei no Onmyouji and Boku no Hero Acadamia.
Shit dawg.
Kuromukuro is basically Macross x Power Rangers with a lower cap than either. Also it’s boring.
Academia is… well, there’s a crazy chick coming up. And for Sousei, it’s an exceptional adaptation of a mediocre shounen, which puts it right in my wheelhouse.
On Number 3, isn’t that AnneHappy?
On Number 2, isn’t that Echizen?
Nope, that’s the Sanshas. Quite frankly, the casts of Anne Happy and Sansha Sanyou are so unique and inspired for happy-go-lucky slice-of-wife high school moe animes that it surprises me anyone could confuse them.
For no.2, uhh… yeah, whoops.
The purple haired girls in Anne Happy and Sansha Sanyou look about the same, but that top knot in your number three is distinctly Anne, and the middle girl who is so bandaged up is the girl who gets hurt all the time in Anne Happy.
Not that I would have noticed it if Lucas and Kamil hadn’t pointed it out.
nice meme
>hating on SoLs, the pinnacle of japanimation
We’re not friends anymore.
D_S you going to Anime North?
Ace Attorney got a lot better by the time it got to case 3, so I suggest picking it back up again
No, it didn’t. It’s as pure shit as it ever was.
SoL is one of my favorite genres and even I dropped Sansha Sanyou.
Then SoL is not your favourite genre. Fuck off.
P. much. Sanshas is great.
>number 3
ayy