I hate Atlanta, but I’ve worked here for the past year and a half, so I may as well go to this one. Wanted to hit up last year’s, but they denied my press pass for no given reason and I got bitchy about it.
For the sake of your entertainment, I hope they do it again, cuz this time I’m going no matter what.
As far as I can tell, this is less an anime con than an excuse for Asian girls to dress up and viciously judge each other. Which… I mean, that’s why I’m going.
If you’re gonna be at these cons and are boycotting online communication for… fuck if I know, you can simply look around to see who the drunkest assholes in the weebest gear are. That’ll be me ‘n the meme crew — I talk exactly how I write, just get away with it cuz I’m cute.
5 thoughts on “Crymore Con Schedule 2016+ – Anime Weekend Atlanta, Kumoricon, Youmacon, & Anime Impulse”
jesus christ how you can stand all that awkward teenage/manchild… awkwardness will forever be a mystery. i mean, why just not cough up the cash for a ticket to glorious nippon, walk over that stupid bridge in odaiba and attend that comicfestconwhateverthefuckitwascalled
Cons are simply a good excuse to be social with your friends. I am in a unique situation where the stars are aligned to make going to cons a worthwhile experience — flights are mostly free, hotels are discounted, I get to explore sweet cities with my friends that aren’t stuck in this fuckhole of a state known as Minnesota… Plus, I get to meet random readers.
Yeah, most of them get frightened the fuck away after like 10 minutes and resolve to never let me speak to them or their son again, but… like 10% of the time we get super trashed and hit on ambiguously gendered Yuno cosplayers, so I will roll those dice any day of the week.
And I couldn’t give less than two fucks about Japan proper. My place is better than Aki anyway.
She’s the chosen one
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Daaaaamn where’d you get that underwear, I want a pair. They’re fuckin’ epic.
China. You can just ebay that shit.
jesus christ how you can stand all that awkward teenage/manchild… awkwardness will forever be a mystery. i mean, why just not cough up the cash for a ticket to glorious nippon, walk over that stupid bridge in odaiba and attend that comicfestconwhateverthefuckitwascalled
Cons are simply a good excuse to be social with your friends. I am in a unique situation where the stars are aligned to make going to cons a worthwhile experience — flights are mostly free, hotels are discounted, I get to explore sweet cities with my friends that aren’t stuck in this fuckhole of a state known as Minnesota… Plus, I get to meet random readers.
Yeah, most of them get frightened the fuck away after like 10 minutes and resolve to never let me speak to them or their son again, but… like 10% of the time we get super trashed and hit on ambiguously gendered Yuno cosplayers, so I will roll those dice any day of the week.
And I couldn’t give less than two fucks about Japan proper. My place is better than Aki anyway.