This post was written by Dark_Sage. He is Dark_Sage.
Now that the series is over, it’s time for serious reflection.
Trash/10
Spoiler for
Rem
Rem’s the kinda girl you’d roofie just to get her to shut the fuck up. Never met a whinier piece of beta cuckmeat until I found her fanbase.
Seriously, nee-san, grow a fucking spine. Nobody wants to fuck jello.
Mimi
Mimi is a throwaway side character that should’ve died in her introduction episode. At least she’s short so the pixel waste is minimized.
Betty
She fucks cats, yo.
Random Village Girl
I’m not about that life. (Red backpack or GTFO.)
Guess I Would If I Had To
Spoiler for
Emilia
“Nobody else wants me, so I guess I can overlook the fact that you’re a stalking, degenerate piece of shit.”
However much I like Emilia’s character design, fuck that ending.
Ram
At least she’s not Rem.
Felt
Sure, she may be a street walker, but ain’t nothing wrong with a little experience. Don’t wanna get corn-on-the-cob’d after all.
3.5/5-tier
Spoiler for
Hoodiemilia
In hoodie mode, Emilia looks cute enough for me to ignore that she doesn’t have a personality.
Wilhelm’s Wife
Yes, I know she’s dead. That’s why she’s on the list.
Waifu-tier
Spoiler for
Rem, Creep Mode
Rem is great when she’s a stalking, degenerate piece of shit.
Betelgeuse, Waifu Mode
I’m not saying I wanna get fisted, but if a girl asked with a face like that…
The Three Good Candidates, All At Once, Plus Felix b/c Let Me Have This
<3
Elsa
Absolutely still in. Are you kidding me?
True Waifu-tier
Spoiler for
Satella-chan
Pretty sure she’s saving herself for me. What else could that scene have meant?
Feel free to agree in the comments below~
In these dark times, D_S stands alone as a beacon of good taste. A+ list, I approve.
^ Seriously, this anime isn’t referenced remotely as much as it should be.
I’m surprised at the lack of comments, but their quality makes up for it.
People visited this website for fansub reviews – whether to value them or laugh at them. When they stopped being posted, people stopped visiting.
No one cares about fansubs anymore
Nobody honestly even did for the past 3-4 years. But making reviews on fansubs led to drama, which was what made this site so viable.
Agreed. Rem is the worst. She’s a completely broken person and exists to appease and pander to otaku.
Anyone who likes rem has shit taste.
Elsa-oneesan is the only one for me.