This post was written by Dark_Sage. He is Dark_Sage.
Just cuz I’m 30 doesn’t mean I don’t have the best high school style.
Mission Statement
As far as I’ve been able to find, there’s no consolidated listing of what I’d call “weebcore” apparel. So here ya go, my life’s work.
Note that all of these rotate designs, some more frequently than others, so it’s valuable to check back time and again to see what the new stuff is. There’s also places that pretty much only do limited drops, where a design is announced and you have a given amount of time to buy it, but that’s too much to keep up with, so let’s not bother.
Posercore
Fakku
Only $100 to be that guy. Que fucking ganga.
Pair it with some $10 jeans from Wal-Mart and some skechers, and you’ve got “the look”. This is the kinda shit that makes me wanna find out what 10 pints really looks like.
Crunchyroll
N/A – I’m not linking to the Wonderbread x Anime collab. ($1.5 billion valuation? What a fucking joke.)
Look… Academia + Hello Kitty? My life’s regret will forever be arguing in favor of officialsubs. If you gave me one go at a time machine, I’d make shinji wish End of Eva was a fucking documentary.
I’ll Bite
Sentai Filmworks
https://www.sentaifilmworks.com/collections/all-products/apparel
This is the only official merch I won’t shit on. Looks like they don’t stock much old designs anymore, but their Hestia shirt will forever hold my heart.
Dropship-Tier
If you don’t have your brand’s tags on your shirt, I know I’m dealing with Gildan garbage.
That being said, there are some good designs if you’re willing to sift.
(Note it’s pretty much impossible for me to go through everything on bigcartel/etsy/depop/redbubble/rageon/paom/etc., so I won’t.)
Happy Monday
All their designs are stolen, but like… the original artists weren’t selling ’em as apparel in the first place. So who cares? Welcome to capitalism.
Jelly Momo Shop
This is the same minimally busy shit you can find in 30 other stores (and 5 in this post), but I’m a sucker for it.
ThatCuteCrap
https://www.etsy.com/shop/ThatCuteCrap
I said I wasn’t gonna fuck with etsy, but I like these guys, so…
Anti-Senpai Senpai Squad
According to popular incel forum, r/malefashionadvice/, there’s nothing douchier than wearing a hoddie or blazer over some cheap graphic tee. So do that with these.
Good-ish
Cherry Cheezy
This chick is fucking nuts, in a “feeling cute, might delete my entire online presence and then shoot your dog later” kinda way. I wish her shit wasn’t so fucking fire tho.
In case she ever gets back on her meds, I’m leaving the link up, but it might be a bit.
Kinwa Monster
https://shop.kinwamonster.com/
These guys are great, but they play up the “we’re not degenerates” angle too much, by also providing products that don’t wanna make nuns spit on you.
Omocat
Omocat technically belongs in the group below, but they’re mainstream, which makes them boring.
Topz
Boomslank
Fits:
Boomslank is as good as it gets. It’s not for everyone, but neither is happiness.
…What I’m saying is, open up your wallets; these kids deserve love.
Ocean In Space
If there’s anything that screams “only someone who wants to be a cute girl would wear this, because a cute girl would never wear this”, it’s Ocean In Space. Fucking love this eyesore nonsense.
Bibisama
A collab-focused outfit, Bibisama is more miss than hit. It also misvalues its audience, since the only time this attention-whoring apparel has any import is when its wearer has been deemed to not be worthy of attention at all.
Model-chan, gain about 200 pounds and let’s talk. Till then, I’m gonna have to ask you to give up your right to that shirt. (It is a good shirt, though.)
Call Me the Louie Vuitton Con
That’s all I’ve got in my bookmarks on this computer. LMK if I missed anything important.
Maybe I’ll do a real post next, lmao.
Oh, so this isn’t a post about you plugging your own new line of merch? Bit of a missed opportunity.
Secret upcoming D_S x Fakku collab:
This is the content I crave.
Agreed, you really should have models that are at lest the same size as the audience that is going to wear the item.
Also, no hot topic merch? They even have models more similar to their customers.
https://www.hottopic.com/product/my-hero-academia-x-hello-kitty-and-friends-characters-suspender-skirt-plus-size/12600609.html
I honestly like Hot Topic, cuz it’s really cheap for what you get. Especially if you shop on the sale schedule.
That being said, it’s supplied by the same places that supply to Target/FYE/Wal-Mart/Rightstuf/etc. (ex: Great Eastern) and I really didn’t want to do actual research for this post to perfectly determine suppliers/end-locations, so I just cut it out lol. Guess I should’ve looked into it more, because that link indicates Crunchyroll probably falls into that category.
Holy shit you’re still alive. do some old shit sub review.
Whoever told me liver failure kills failed to mention it takes a while.