2. I split the Party into two parts — Essential and Extended. Assuming you want to get this shit over with quickly, just go with the Essential choices. I picked these to be the most representative lines in the releases. But if you’re one of those people who want more comparisons to help you come to a decision, go with the Essential choices and the Extended ones.

3. If you didn’t like any of the lines, choose the “N/A” option. The results for “N/A” won’t be automatically tabulated, so you’ll have to do the math in your head. Have my gomens and nasais.

4. A “>” indicates that another character has begun speaking. If there are three characters in a line comparison, I will indicate the third with a “>>” and so on for more characters.

5. Group order is randomized for each screenshot, every time you refresh the page. However, the “N/A” option will always appear at the bottom of the screen.

6. Your results will be summed up when you click the “Get your results” button. Feel free to vote in the poll at the end/post in the comments to let others know how you did and to compare your results with them.

7. Party hard.

Hentai Ouji trying to come up with excuses for why he shouldn’t be named the next track captain.

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Hentai Ouji to Warawanai Neko 01

rori :: The rest of you must find an unconditional love and respect for track as he has—
>Captain! I’m afraid you’re making a big mistake!
Oh?
>Um, well, you see…
>There’s something more important to me than track,
>and it’s kind of like what I live for, so…
>{\i1}And that something is swimsuits.

Eveyuu :: The rest of you had better learn from him and his love for the Track Club.
>Wh-Whoa, hold it! I think you’ve misunderstood!
Oh?
>Well, uh, there are things I love more than track, or even life…
>{\i1}However I pitch it, it’s still about swimsuits!

Hatsuyuki :: Listen up, people.
You should take a leaf out of his book, and learn to love athletics.
>President, I think you’re misunderstanding something–
Oh?
>Basically, I have something that is more important to me than athletics…
>{\i1}I say again: swimsuits.

HorribleSubs :: I would like you to follow his example in loving this club.
>C-Captain! I think there might be a huge misunderstanding…
Really?
>U-Um… By that, I mean that I have something I love more than the track club…
>Like life and every man’s dream…
>{\i1}As I keep saying, I’m talking about bathing suits.

CoalGuys :: You should all learn from him so that someday you can love and honor track just as he does.
>President, I think you’re making a really big mistake here.
>The thing is, there’s something more important than running in my life
>and if we’re talking about my longer-term plans…
>{\i1}It’s swimsuits, of course.

Commie :: I would like everyone to follow his example in loving this club.
>C-Captain! I think there might be a huge misunderstanding.
Really?
>U-Um… By that, I mean that I have something I love more than the track club…
>Like life and every man’s dream.
>{\i1}As I keep saying, I’m talking about swimsuits.

There are no princes :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 2.

MC-kun and Blind-kun discussing MC-kun’s recent promotion to track captain.

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Hentai Ouji to Warawanai Neko 02

rori :: It just means that hottie thinks you’ve got a future ahead of you.
It’s a good thing!
>That’s not the problem here.
>I’ve always made excuses for stuff off the top of my head.
Oh?
A sort of PR versus openness thing?

Eveyuu :: Well, it ain’t all bad. She’s pretty hot.
>You don’t get it.
>I’ve always had a habit of saying things I don’t really mean.
So you’re a guy who can’t be honest with himself, huh?

Hatsuyuki :: Being recognized by such a beauty, lucky you.
>That’s not the point.
>My words never seem to come out the way I want them to.
Oh, struggling with your instincts, are you?

HorribleSubs :: There’s nothing wrong with being appreciated
by someone that beautiful, though.
>That’s not the issue here.
>I always end up hiding how I really feel before it leaves my mouth.
You mean your facade and how you really feel.

CoalGuys :: C’mon, you’ll be surrounded by a bunch of hotties, so shouldn’t you be happy?
>That’s not the problem.
>I’ve always had this bad habit of never letting out my actual thoughts.
This is what they call true feelings and facades.

Commie :: There’s nothing wrong with being appreciated
by someone that beautiful, though.
>That’s not the issue here.
>I always end up hiding how I really
>feel before it leaves my mouth.
You mean that façade of yours?

There are no princes :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 3.

Blind-kun passing on his treasured porno collection.

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Hentai Ouji to Warawanai Neko 03

rori :: Yokodera, I have something I want to pass on to you.
>Oh my God!
>The legendary {\i1}Dong in the New Year: The Complete Collection{\i0}!
>The elusive {\i1}Street corner swimsuits collection{\i0}!
>And all these enticing yellow 18+ stickers!
>You should know better than to take gems like these out in public!

Eveyuu :: Yokodera, I’ve got something for you.
>No way!
>This is the complete set of the rare New Year’s sex DVDs!
>And this is the street corner swimsuit collection!
>Followed by a multitude of yellow ellipses!
>Wasn’t this your secret, hidden collection?

Hatsuyuki :: Yokodera, in that case, I’ve got just the thing for you.
>Oh! Can this be!?
>A complete set of the legendary “Welcoming Spring – Popping Cherries”!
>And the ultra-rare Street Swimsuit selection!
>And that alluring yellow label!
>Aren’t these your treasures?

HorribleSubs :: Yokodera, there’s something I’d like to give to you.
>This is…
>The legendary {\i1}Happy New Year! First Experience of the Year{\i0} complete collection!
>And this is the super rare {\i1}Street Corner Bathing Suits{\i0} selection!
>And the alluring yellow circle!
>Aren’t these treasures that you’ve never taken outside?

CoalGuys :: Yokodera, there’s something I want to give you.
>Wow!
>Isn’t that the legendary New Year’s Princess?!
>And the mighty Street Corner Swimsuit Selection?
>And all those nice yellow marks!
>I thought you kept these treasures behind seven locks!

Commie :: Yokodera, there’s something I’d like to give to you.
>This is…
>The legendary {\i1}Happy New Year! First Experience of the Year{\i0} complete collection!
>And this is the super rare {\i1}Street Corner swimsuits{\i0} selection!
>And the alluring yellow circle!
>Aren’t these treasures that you should never bring out?

There are no princes :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 4.

Misunderstandings ‘n such.

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Hentai Ouji to Warawanai Neko 04

rori :: If we slowly, carefully, and tenderly talk things over, I’m sure you’ll understand!
>No! Not a chance!
>You need to be in love to do that!
I don’t think we’re on the same page here!

Eveyuu :: Let’s stop and talk about this. I’ll make you feel better.
>No, go away! You need to be in love to do those things!
You need love to do {\i1}what{\i0} things?!

Hatsuyuki :: Just calm down. Let’s have a nice, calm chat, and then you’ll understand.
>No way! Not when there’s no love involved in it!
What are you talking about?

HorribleSubs :: If you sit down with me and talk this out slowly,
carefully and in detail, you’ll understand!
>No! No!
>I won’t do anything like that if love isn’t involved!
What do you mean by “anything like that”?!

CoalGuys :: You’ll definitely understand once we settle down and talk!
>I don’t want to! Things like that should only come with love!
Things like what?!

Commie :: If we can just calm down and discuss this, you’ll understand!
>Absolutely not!
>I won’t do anything like that unless if love is involved!
What do you mean by “anything like that”?!

There are no princes :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 5.

Because otaku find rape play moe.

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Hentai Ouji to Warawanai Neko 05

rori :: I’m not tasty at all.
I’m weak and flat.
There’s nothing underneath.
I was at the bottom of my class for the yearly physical check-up.
I’m sure I’ll be tastier in two years, so until then…
I want to stay pure until then!

Eveyuu :: I’m not at all tasty.
I’m thin, I’m flat, and I’m not wearing any underwear.
My measurements are the worst in the entire class.
I’ll taste better in a couple of years, so if you can wait…
I want to remain pure until then!

Hatsuyuki :: I’m not tasty at all.
I’m small, and have no breasts.
I have no flesh on me at all.
I have the lowest body measures in my class.
If you just wait two years, I’m sure I’ll be tastier by then, so…
I want to stay pure until then!

HorribleSubs :: I’m not appealing at all.
I’m skinny, and flat, and clumsy…
And I’m the puniest in my class for body measurements.
If you wait a couple of years, I’ll probably be more appealing, so…
I wanted to stay clean until then…

CoalGuys :: I’m not tasty at all.
I’m thin and flat-chested. I don’t even need a bra.
The results of my physical were the worse in the class.
If you wait another two years, I’m sure I’ll get more tasty.
I just wanted to remain a virgin until then…

Commie :: I’m not appealing at all.
I’m skinny, and flat, and clumsy…
And I’m the puniest in my class for body measurements.
If you wait a couple of years, I’ll probably be more appealing, so…
I wanted to stay pure until then.

There are no princes :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 6.

First line is the crowd. The rest is Blind-kun.

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Hentai Ouji to Warawanai Neko 06

rori :: That’s an heiress for you!
>Azuki Azusa is a natural-born heiress or something.
>She takes class distinctions to the extreme.
>She turns guys down hard.
>Guys with certain tastes call it “Azuki Azusa’s Service Time.”

Eveyuu :: As expected of the princess!
>Azuki Azusa’s one tough princess; she’ll shoot any guy down.
>The way that guy was brutally insulted—those into that sort of thing call it “Reward Time”.

Hatsuyuki :: As expected from the princess!
>She turns down the guys rather harshly, just like a real princess.
>Guys who are into that sort of thing refer to this as ‘service time’.

HorribleSubs :: Nothing less from the young lady!
>It could be because Azuki Azusa grew up as a lady,
>but she’s insanely picky.
>She turns them down mercilessly,
>but some guys seem to be into that,
>and they’ve been calling this “reward time.”

CoalGuys :: What a dignified lady!
>She’s a pretty high class woman, so she’s as discriminating as it gets.
>She treats everyone harshly like that,
>but guys who’re into those kind of things just call this their Prize Time.

Commie :: Nothing less from the young lady!
>It could be because Azuki Azusa was kinda spoiled,
>but she’s insanely picky.
>She turns them down mercilessly,
>but some guys seem to be into that,
>and they’ve been calling this “Azusa o’clock”.

There are no princes :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 7.

Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan~

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Hentai Ouji to Warawanai Neko 07

rori :: D-Don’t worry!
I love ’em big,
but some people consider flatness to be a status symbol!
And if you’re flat, you don’t need to buy new bras!
And they’ll never sag!
In fact, there’s nothing there that {\i1}can{\i0} sag!
You’re one lucky girl! Viva, flat chests!

Eveyuu :: I-It’s okay! While I may prefer larger ones, there are plenty of people in the world who think flat is justice!
Besides, you don’t need a bra, and they won’t ever sag!
There’s nothing that can get saggy, after all!
Oh man, you’re so lucky! What a flat chest!

Hatsuyuki :: It’s okay! Personally, I prefer large ones,
but there are people who consider small breasts to be a treasure,
and besides, if you’re that flat, you probably don’t need a bra.
You don’t have to worry about them losing their shape.
It’s more like there’s nothing there to lose!
You’re pretty damn lucky, Miss Flat-Chested!

HorribleSubs :: N-No worries! I definitely prefer bigger ones,
but being flat-chested is a status,
and there are even those who prefer that.
Not to mention, you probably don’t even need bras!
They’ll never droop or anything,
since there’s nothing to droop in the first place!
You’re so lucky, super flat-chest!

CoalGuys :: You don’t have to worry!
Of course I like well-proportioned girls,
but there’re people who think a flat chest is a wonderful status symbol!
Not to mention that if you’re flat, you don’t need to bother with bras!
And they won’t ever sag either, since there’s nothing to sag in the first place!
Isn’t that wonderful, Flatty?

Commie :: N-No worries! While I definitely prefer bustier girls,
being flat-chested is a status, and there are even those who prefer that!
Not to mention, you probably don’t even need bras!
They’ll never sag or anything,
since there’s nothing that’ll sag in the first place!
You’re so lucky, super flat-chest!

There are no princes :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 8.

MC-kun overcome with emotion.

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Hentai Ouji to Warawanai Neko 08

rori :: Don’t look at her while she’s dressed like that!
Don’t look!
>What are you mumbling to yourself about?
Why are you wearing {\i1}track shorts{\i0}, Captain?!
What happened to your short tights?!
You’re killing every adolescent’s BDSM fetishism!
Take them off {\i1}now{\i0}!
And put on your short tights {\i1}now{\i0}!
You brainless fool!

Eveyuu :: Th-That outfit! That outfit’s bad news!
>What the hell are you going on about?
Why are you wearing running shorts, Prez?!
The tights! What happened to the running tights you normally wear?!
You’re killing off the fetishes of adolescence!
Take them off right now! Put the running tights back on!
You ignorant fool!

Hatsuyuki :: Those clothes… This is bad!
>What are you saying?
Why are you wearing shorts, President?
What happened to the tights you usually wear?
You’re ruining a man’s fetishes!
Take those shorts off! Put your tights back on this instant!
You insensitive girl!

HorribleSubs :: That outfit is not good! That outfit is bad!
>What are you babbling about?
Why in the world are you wearing shorts, Captain?!
Where are your leggings? The leggings you wear all the time?!
You want to ruin the binding fetishism of our youth?!
Take those off right now and change into your leggings!
You… thoughtless woman!

CoalGuys :: Don’t dress like that! Anything but that!
>What are you talking about?
Why the shorts, President?!
What happened to your usual tights?
This ruins the binding teen fetishism!
Take those off right away and change into tights!
You’re so inconsiderate!

Commie :: That outfit is not good! That outfit is bad!
>What are you babbling about?
Why in the world are you wearing shorts, Captain?!
Where are your leggings? The leggings you wear all the time?!
You want to ruin the binding fetishism of our youth?!
Take those off right now and change into your leggings!
You thoughtless woman!

There are no princes :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 9.

MC-kun running into trouble.

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Hentai Ouji to Warawanai Neko 09

rori :: Good morning!
>Oh, Yokodera.
>Are you cured of your pervert disorder—
Captain!
What year of elementary school did your boobs start getting so huge—
>Creep. Die. Die thrice.

Eveyuu :: Good morning!
>Oh, Yokodera. Have you been cured of the pervert plague?
Prez!
What year were you in when your breasts started developing?
>You beast. Die. Die thrice.

Hatsuyuki :: Good morning!
>Oh, Yokodera.
>Recovered from that perverse illness–
President!
What year of elementary school were you in when your breasts started growing–
>You brute. Die.
>Die again.

HorribleSubs :: Good morning!
>Ah, Yokodera.
>Have you been cured of your illness of perversio—
Captain!
What grade did your boobs start getting so big? In elementa—
>You fiend.
>Die. Die three more times.

CoalGuys :: Good morning!
>Ah, Yokodera. Have you fixed your pervertedness yet?
President, how old were you when your boobs started growing?
>You freak. Die. Three times.

Commie :: Good morning!
>Ah, Yokodera.
>Have you been cured of your illness of perversio—
Captain!
What grade did your boobs start getting so big? In elementa—
>You fiend.
>Die. Die three more times.

There are no princes :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 10.

Black thoughts and revelations.

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Hentai Ouji to Warawanai Neko 10

rori :: What’s wrong?
>No, it’s just that as soon as she noticed me, she stopped expressing herself openly.
>It was almost unnatural.
So you’re saying she can only PR in front of strangers?

Eveyuu :: What’s wrong?
>That girl…
>Because I was here, she wasn’t able to speak her mind.
>To a peculiar extent.
Wait, so she has a facade too?

Hatsuyuki :: What’s wrong?
>My presence caused her to put up a facade and she totally couldn’t react like she wanted to.
>It was actually quite unnatural.
So you’re saying, she always has a facade up when she’s with people she doesn’t know?

HorribleSubs :: What’s wrong?
>It’s just that she was unable to say what
>she really wanted to say just because I was present.
>It was almost unnatural.
Meaning, in the presence of others, she can only put up a facade.

CoalGuys :: What?
>That means she couldn’t speak her mind because I was here.
>She acted unnaturally.
So she can’t be honest in front of others?

Commie :: What’s wrong?
>It’s just that she was unable to say
>what she really wanted to say just because I was present.
>It was almost unnatural.
Meaning, in the presence of others, she can only put up a façade.

There are no princes :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 11.

Top-tier idiom use from fansubbers.

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Hentai Ouji to Warawanai Neko 11

rori :: Yay. I’m so happy.
As happy as a cheetah wrapped like a spool.
>The prince took down the heiress!
>>And so, to regain my PR skills, I changed classes from prince to dog.
>>>You really are a pervert.

Eveyuu :: I’m as happy as a claim at high tide.
>There’s the white flag! The princess has fallen!
>>And that’s how, in order to retrieve my facade, I got a job as a dog.
>>>You’re a complete and utter pervert.

Hatsuyuki :: Y-Yay…! I’m as happy as a cheetah on the rolling plains!
>The unbeatable princess has been cornered!
>>Hence, to get my facade back, I did a job change from a prince to a dog.
>>>He’s a complete pervert, isn’t he?

HorribleSubs :: I’m about as happy as a cheetah that’s been all tied up.
>The unbeatable princess has been defeated!
>>And so, to get my facade back,
>>I job-changed from a prince to a dog.
>>>A Hentai-san through and through…

CoalGuys :: Yay, hurray!
I’m happy like a curled-up cheetah!
>The mighty lady has fallen!
>>And so, to retrieve my lost facade, I changed jobs from being a prince to being a dog.
>>>What a pervert.

Commie :: Y-Yay… Goodie…
I’m about as happy as a cheetah that’s been all tied up.
>The ice queen has been defrosted!
>>And so, to get my façade back,
>>I’ve changed from a prince to a dog.
>>>A pervert through and through.

There are no princes :: N/A. They all suck.

Decision Point:

Holy fucking shit, Dark_Sage. Give me more comparisons. I fucking live for this! (Put the knife down and keep reading. We got nine more comparisons for ya.)
Oh my god, put a bullet in my head. When is this shit gonna be over with already? (You’ve seen enough for one lifetime. Head down to the results.)

Expanded 1.

Opening monologue.

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E-Hentai Ouji to Warawanai Neko 01

rori :: Even while imprisoned, the Irish author Oscar Wilde, a pervert who I respect, said,
“I don’t regret for a single moment having lived for pleasure.”
Suppose we took a poll of what women’s swimsuit is most attractive.
What style would come out on top?
I ponder eternal questions such as this every day.
Among the myriad varieties of swimsuits,
the racerback is particularly enticing.

Eveyuu :: My favorite perverted author, the Irishman Oscar Wilde, once said this:
“Pleasure is the only thing one should live for. Nothing ages like happiness.”
For example, “Which women’s swimsuit style was number one in that popularity poll I voted on?”
This question has plagued humanity for eons, and plagues my mind every day.
Within the sea of swimsuits, racing variants have the greatest appeal.

Hatsuyuki :: An Irish adult novelist whom I respect, Oscar Wilde, once said:
“I don’t regret for a single moment having lived for pleasure.”
For example, what is the foremost point to consider when rating girls’ swimsuits?
I spend each day worrying about such questions that plague humanity.
Among the vast variety of swimsuits, school swimsuits are especially attractive.

HorribleSubs :: The perverted Irish writer that I admire,
Oscar Wilde, said even while he was in exile,
“I don’t regret for a single moment having lived for pleasure.”
For example, if there were a popularity poll for girls’ bathing suits,
what would be number one?
I am contemplating that eternal human question every day.
But among as many choices as there are stars,
the swimming race bathing suits have a certain magical charm.

CoalGuys :: The deviant Irish writer I so love, Oscar Wilde, once said while imprisoned:
“I don’t regret for a single moment having lived for pleasure.”
Like, if there was a popularity poll about girls’ swimsuits, who’d win?
I keep wondering about this eternal mystery of mankind every day.
There’re as many different swimsuits as stars in the sky,
but the ones the swimmers wear hold the most charm.

Commie :: The perverted Irish writer that I admire,
Oscar Wilde, said even while he was in exile,
“I don’t regret for a single moment having lived for pleasure.”
For example, if there were a popularity poll for girls’ swimsuits,
who would be number one?
I am contemplating that eternal human question every day.
But among as many choices as there are stars,
the swimming race swimsuits have a certain magical charm.

There are no princes :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 2.

MC-kun giving in.

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E-Hentai Ouji to Warawanai Neko 02

rori :: I was born to be your successor, Captain!
Words could never express what an honor this is!
I humbly accept!

Eveyuu :: I was born into this world to be your successor!
I will accept your offer with the greatest of pride!

Hatsuyuki :: I was born to be your successor!
I will happily accept my appointment as the next president!

HorribleSubs :: I was brought into this world to become your heir, Captain!
To be the next captain is an amazing honor!

CoalGuys :: I was born to serve as your successor!
I am extremely happy that you would name me the next president!

Commie :: I was born to be your heir, Captain!
This is an amazing honor!
I humbly accept!

There are no princes :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 3.

Plot set-up.

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E-Hentai Ouji to Warawanai Neko 03

rori :: You know the Stony Cat Statue on Lone Cedar Hill?
The Stony Cat.
If you present it an offering,
it will give something you don’t need to someone who {\i0}does{\i1} need it.
I always thought I’d end up dead in a ditch somewhere if I didn’t change.
If there’s anything I didn’t need, it’d be my earthly desires.
So, I offered it a useless body pillow, and what do you know!
Good-bye, earthly desires! My mind’s clear as a sage’s!
Full speed ahead! Next stop, world peace!

Eveyuu :: Have you heard of the stony cat statue on Mount Ipponsugi?
The stony cat.
If you give it an offering, it’ll take what you don’t want and gift it to someone who needs it.
I felt my current lifestyle would turn me into a failure of a human.
I didn’t want my perverted desires any more.
So I offered my useless body pillow as tribute, and what do you know?
Goodbye perverted desires, hello sagely wisdom!
All aboard the world peace train!

Hatsuyuki :: Do you know about the statue of the stony cat on Ipponsugi hill?
The stony cat.
If you make a token offering there,
it will take away something you don’t need and give it to someone who does.
I’d been feeling for a while that I was becoming a worthless human being.
The one thing I don’t need is my desires.
So I presented the body pillow I didn’t need as an offering, and what do you know,
I bade farewell to my desires, and I was totally revitalized!
World peace, full speed ahead!

HorribleSubs :: You know the Stony Cat statue on the hill with the single cedar tree?
The Stony Cat…
If you give it an offering,
it’ll give something you don’t need to someone else who needs it.
At this rate, I felt like I would never be able
to become a decent human being.
The thing I don’t need is, of course, worldly desires.
So I offered my hugging pillow
which was taking up space and then, wouldn’t you know it…
I was freed of my worldly desires and felt completely refreshed.
World peace for the win!

CoalGuys :: You ever heard about the Stony Cat statue on the hill with the lone cedar?
The Stony Cat.
If you give it an offering,
it’ll free you from something you don’t need and give it to someone who needs it more.
I’ve known for a while now that I’ll never become a decent person if I keep living like this.
The thing I want to get rid of most is obviously my lust.
So I offered it a Dutch wife that was just lying collecting dust, and guess what!
All of my lust disappeared like I’d just had a good fap!
I was ready to struggle for world peace!

Commie :: Do you know of the Stone Cat statue on the hill with the single cedar tree?
The Stone Cat…
If you give it an offering,
it’ll give something you don’t need to someone else who needs it.
Back then, I felt like I would never be able to become a decent human being.
The thing I don’t need is, of course, these worldly desires.
So I offered my body pillow, and wouldn’t you know it…
I was freed of my worldly desires and felt completely refreshed.
World peace for the win!

There are no princes :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 4.

MC-kun showing resolve.

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E-Hentai Ouji to Warawanai Neko 04

rori :: Something I don’t need? My PR instinct.
Thanks to my PR, I can’t live freely.
I want to think about girls even more.
I want to see even more girls in different situations!
Under their skirts and above! I want to see it all!
I want to get friendlier with girls!

Eveyuu :: What am I getting rid of?
That’d be my facade.
My facade is what’s keeping me from living life to its fullest.
I want to think about girls more.
I want to see girls more!
Both in and out of their skirts, everything!
I want to get along with girls!

Hatsuyuki :: The thing that I don’t need, would be my facade.
Because of the impression people have of me, I can’t live freely!
I want to be able to think about girls more.
I want to see all the different sides of girls!
The outer and inner sides of their skirts, and everything else!
I want to get along with girls better!

HorribleSubs :: The thing I don’t need… is my facade.
Because of this stupid facade, I can’t live freely!
I want to spend more time thinking about girls.
I want to see girls in lots more ways.
I want to become more friendly with girls
both inside their skirts and out!

CoalGuys :: The thing I want to get rid of is my facade.
I can’t live freely because of my facade.
I want to think even more about girls.
I want to see even more girls!
I want to get along with girls, both above and beyond their skirts!

Commie :: The thing I don’t need… is my façade.
Because of this stupid façade, I can’t live freely!
I want to spend more time thinking about girls.
I want to see girls in lots more ways.
I want to become more friendly with girls both inside their skirts and out!

There are no princes :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 5.

Good old Japanese stand-by lines.

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E-Hentai Ouji to Warawanai Neko 05

rori :: By the way, in my family, when a girl is shamed by a man, the man has to take responsibility.
I hope you’re prepared.

Eveyuu :: You know, one of the rules in my family is that should a man embarrass a girl,
he has to take care of her for the rest of his life.
You better take responsibility!

Hatsuyuki :: “Have the man who shamed you take responsibility.”
That’s one of my family’s teachings.
Please be prepared.

HorribleSubs :: By the way, the rule of my household is
“Once a man has shamed you, make him take responsibility.”
So please be prepared for that.

CoalGuys :: By the way, in my family, we live by the rule:
“when a man shames you, make him take responsibility for the rest of his life.”
I hope you’re prepared.

Commie :: By the way, the rule of my household is
“Once a man has shamed you, make him take responsibility.”
So please be prepared for that.

There are no princes :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 6.

Setting that plot in motion.

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E-Hentai Ouji to Warawanai Neko 06

rori :: Why don’t we try praying together?
{\i1}Please help me to stop putting up a front, dodging questions, and telling lies.
{\i1}Please help me not show my emotions on my face.

Eveyuu :: How about we pray together?
{\i1}May I lose my facade, stop telling lies, and never be misunderstood again.
{\i1}May I bury my emotions inside and hide them from others.

Hatsuyuki :: Shall we complete the ceremony here together?
{\i1}I wish for this facade and all the lies to disappear.
{\i1}I wish I could hide my feelings better.

HorribleSubs :: Do you want to go visit the statue together?
{\i1}May I stop telling lies and putting up this facade.
{\i1}May my true feelings stop showing on my face so much.

CoalGuys :: Would you like to pray together?
{\i1}May I never be able to tell lies and lose my facade.
{\i1}May my true feelings not show so easily anymore.

Commie :: Do you want to go visit the statue together?
{\i1}May I stop telling lies and putting up this façade.
{\i1}May my true feelings stop showing on my face so much.

There are no princes :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 7.

Magical vanishing goods.

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E-Hentai Ouji to Warawanai Neko 07

rori :: Barbara-san’s belt is gone!
I’ll have to hug it home now.
Oh, but it’ll be good practice for bringing girls home in my arms!
>You really are a pervert.

Eveyuu :: Barbara-san’s belt is missing!
That means I’ve gotta carry her home…
But hey, it’ll be good practice for princess-carrying girls!
>You are indeed a pervert.

Hatsuyuki :: The belt I used to carry Barbara-san here is gone!
I’ll have to carry her home in my arms?
But it might be good practice for carrying a woman back home.
>You’re definitely a pervert.

HorribleSubs :: Barbara-san’s belt is gone!
That means I’ll have to hold her all the way home…
Oh! But that means I can practice carrying a girl like a princess.
>You really are Hentai-san.

CoalGuys :: Barbara’s belt’s gone!
Now I’ll have to carry her home in my arms!
Though I guess it’s good practice for carrying girls in my arms.
>You’re such a pervert.

Commie :: Barbara’s belt is gone!
That means I’ll have to hold her all the way home…
Oh! But that means I can practice carrying a girl like a princess.
>You sure are lewd.

There are no princes :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 8.

Verbal abuse time.

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E-Hentai Ouji to Warawanai Neko 08

rori :: Even flamingos do a courtship dance. I {\i1}hope{\i0} you have something else to show me.
Are words all you have to offer? Even a parrot can speak.
Show me how you feel through your {\i1}actions{\i0}.
I’m not asking you to chauffeur me in a Rolls-Royce and roll out a red carpet at the school gates.
But if I were to call for you, morning or night, would you drop everything and come running?
Are you willing to throw away everything and obey me like a blind sheep?
See? You won’t.

Eveyuu :: Even flamingos have their mating dance, what about you?
Don’t tell me that’s all you’ve got.
>Huh?
Anyone can throw a bunch of words together. Show me your feelings though actions, not essays!
And I don’t want you to drive me around in a Rolls-Royce, or roll out a red carpet for me at school!
For example, if I called, would you be able to come to my side, at any hour?
Would you toss everything aside to be with me and play the role of a foolish butler?
See? You cannot.

Hatsuyuki :: Even flamingos dance when they’re courting a partner.
Is that all you have to offer me?
Words are meaningless. Show me how you feel through your actions!
It’s not like I’m asking for a Rolls-Royce or red carpet treatment.
For example, can you come running whenever I call?
Can you be obedient and sacrifice anything for me, like a humble butler?
You can’t, right?

HorribleSubs :: Even flamingos do a mating dance.
Are you telling me that’s all you have?
>Huh?
Huh?
Even myna birds can say words.
Show me how you feel with your actions!
I’m not asking you to drive me around in a Rolls-Royce
or lay out the red carpet for me in front of the school.
For example, if I were to call for you, would you be
able to come to me immediately, day or night?
Would you be able to sacrifice everything and serve me like a humble butler?
See? I thought not.

CoalGuys :: So what? Even flamingos do courting dances, but you…
Is this really all you’ve got?
>Huh?
Parrots can talk too.
Show your feelings with actions!
I’m not expecting you to come for me in a Rolls-Royce
or to roll out the red carpet for me in school.
Just things like…
Well, would you rush to me when I called you, be it night or day?
Would you obey me like a good butler and devote everything to me?
Didn’t think so.

Commie :: Even flamingos do a mating dance. Are you telling me that’s all you have?
>Huh?
Huh?
Even mynahs call out.
Show me how you feel with your actions!
It’s not like I’m not asking you to drive me around in a Rolls-Royce
or lay out the red carpet for me in front of the school.
For example, if I were to call for you, would you be able to come to me immediately, day or night?
Would you be able to sacrifice everything and serve me like a humble butler?
No? Thought so.

There are no princes :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 9.

MC-kun demanding she give his facade/PR/whatever-the-fuck back. Feel free to interpret this as his virginity/love/etc. as well.

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E-Hentai Ouji to Warawanai Neko 09

rori :: Azuki Azusa!
Give me back my precious!
I’ve been watching you, and I’ve realized something!
You stole everything from me!
Take responsibility!

Eveyuu :: Azuki Azusa! Return my precious belongings to me!
I’ve realized something from looking at you!
My everything has been stolen by you!
You’d better take responsibility!

Hatsuyuki :: Azuki Azusa! I want my precious thing back!
I’ve realized it ever since I set my eyes on you!
You have stolen everything that I hold dear!
Take responsibility!

HorribleSubs :: Azuki Azusa!
Give back that which is precious to me!
There’s something I figured out by looking at you!
That you stole everything I am from me!
Take responsibility!

CoalGuys :: Azuki Azusa! Give back what’s mine!
I realized something after watching you!
You took everything from me!
Take responsibility!

Commie :: Azuki Azusa!
Give back that which is precious to me!
There’s something I figured out by looking at you!
You’ve stolen the very essence of my being!
Take responsibility!

There are no princes :: N/A. They all suck.