2. I split the Party into two parts — Essential and Extended. Assuming you want to get this shit over with quickly, just go with the Essential choices. I picked these to be the most representative lines in the releases. But if you’re one of those people who want more comparisons to help you come to a decision, go with the Essential choices and the Extended ones.

3. If you didn’t like any of the lines, choose the “N/A” option. The results for “N/A” won’t be automatically tabulated, so you’ll have to do the math in your head. Have my gomens and nasais.

4. A “>” indicates that another character has begun speaking. If there are three characters in a line comparison, I will indicate the third with a “>>” and so on for more characters.

5. Group order is randomized for each screenshot, every time you refresh the page. However, the “N/A” option will always appear at the bottom of the screen.

6. Your results will be summed up when you click the “Get your results” button. Feel free to vote in the poll at the end/post in the comments to let others know how you did and to compare your results with them.

7. Party hard.

Essential 1.

What an introduction to the show.

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Kamisama no Inai Nichiyoubi 01

FLag :: You’re the one…
You’re the one who…
killed everyone!
>I didn’t kill them.
Lies!
>I’m not lying.
>The days of men killing each other are over.
>I simply made it so they could no longer move.
>Only gravekeepers kill.

HorribleSubs :: Did you…
Did you kill…
…everyone?!
>I didn’t kill them.
You’re lying!
>That wasn’t a lie.
>The day and age where man kills man is done and gone.
>I merely immobilized them.

Vivid :: You…
You did this?
You killed them all?!
>I didn’t kill them.
Liar!
>I’m not lying.
>People killing one another is now a thing of the past.
>All I did was get them to stop moving.
>{\i1}Killing{\i0} them is the job of a gravekeeper.

And on Sunday, God abandoned the editors :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 2.

The <> is just to show I skipped some irrelevant dialogue. I should also note the last line wasn’t spoken; it only appeared in text form.

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Kamisama no Inai Nichiyoubi 02

FLag :: God created the world on a Monday.
On Tuesday, He separated order from chaos.
On Wednesday, He balanced the world’s values.
On Thursday, He permitted the flow of time.
<>
On Friday, He examined every part of the world.
On Saturday, He rested.
And on Sunday,
He renounced the world.

HorribleSubs :: On Monday, God created the world.
On Tuesday, God created the polar opposites “chaos” and “order”.
On Wednesday, God went into meticulous detail while playing with numbers.
On Thursday, God allowed time to begin flowing.
<>
On Friday, God looked over the world in minute detail.
On Saturday, God took a rest.
And on Sunday, God…
…abandoned the world.

Vivid :: God created the world on a Monday.
On Tuesday, He drew the line between Order and Chaos.
On Wednesday, He arranged each and every number.
On Thursday, He permitted the ebb and flow of Time.
<>
On Friday, God explored every nook and cranny of the world.
On Saturday, He rested.
And on Sunday, God…
forsook the world.

And on Sunday, God abandoned the editors :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 3.

Another show about zombies. It’s no Sankarea but it’ll do.

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Kamisama no Inai Nichiyoubi 03

FLag :: Even if their hearts stopped…
Even if their flesh rotted…
the dead did not stop moving.
Then as a final miracle to save the people, God sent down the gravekeepers.

HorribleSubs :: Even if a person’s heart stopped,
or his flesh decayed,
the dead continued to writhe without end.
To save those people,
it is said that God granted one last miracle…
…when He bequeathed the gravekeepers unto us.

Vivid :: “Heaven and Hell are too crowded.”
“It won’t be long before this world is, too.”
“Ah, I have failed.”
When God abandoned the world, leaving behind only those words,
people stopped dying.

And on Sunday, God abandoned the editors :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 4.

Ai’s foster father scolding her.

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Kamisama no Inai Nichiyoubi 04

FLag :: Hey, what do you lot think you’re doing?
I keep telling you not to give food to the gravekeeper.
>Um, this is…
Now then, Ai.
>I dried do sdop dem!

HorribleSubs :: Hey! What do you guys think you’re doing?!
I’ve told you not to go offering food to the Lady Gravekeeper!
>Well, uh, you see…
As for you, Ai…
>I couldn’t shtop dem.

Vivid :: Hey! What do you all think you’re doing?
How many times must I tell you to stop feeding the gravekeeper?!
>Well… you see…
Well, Ai?
>>I dried do zdop dem!

And on Sunday, God abandoned the editors :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 5.

AI demonstrating the social skills of an ape. Oh, was I not supposed to capitalize her whole name? My bad for the spoilers.

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Kamisama no Inai Nichiyoubi 05

FLag :: You smell, Anna.
>Ai, it’s called perfume.
I like your smell even without perfume.
>You’ll understand what adults do once you become one.

HorribleSubs :: Anna, you stink.
>Ai, that’s my perfume!
But you don’t need any!
I like the way you smell just fine, Anna!
>You won’t understand such adult fancies until you are one.

Vivid :: Anna, you stink.
>Ai!
>It’s just perfume.
I don’t see why you wear that stuff.
I like your natural scent.
>Well, I’m sure you’ll understand the ways of us adults when you become one.

And on Sunday, God abandoned the editors :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 6.

jk, I wasn’t spoiling a damn thing. I’m only caught up in the manga about 3 pages past where this episode ends. Still fucking confused as shit.

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Kamisama no Inai Nichiyoubi 06

FLag :: Query:
Have you heard of someone named or someone who calls herself Hana?
Whether she is dead or alive is irrelevant.
>Um, I haven’t…

HorribleSubs :: Question: Search-based.
Huh?
I wish to inquire about a
human who is called “Hana” or refers to herself as such.
It doesn’t matter if she’s dead or alive.
>Uh, I don’t know her…

Vivid :: Query:
I would like information on one called or one who calls herself “Hana.”
I’m not asking whether she’s dead or alive.
>Well… I’m not sure.

And on Sunday, God abandoned the editors :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 7.

Hampnie Hambeast not taking Ai’s shit.

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Kamisama no Inai Nichiyoubi 07

FLag :: How in the world do I seem like your father?
>You’re right. It does seem strange.
Doesn’t it?
>I imagine my father to be a 40-some-year-old tough guy.
What?
>It’d be strange if he didn’t enter the scene raising a war cry while fighting something.
I don’t think that’s what’s strange here.

HorribleSubs :: How could you possibly mistake me for your father?
>It does seem a bit strange.
Doesn’t it?
>I imagined my father to be a tough guy
>in his late 30’s or early 40’s.
>And it’d be strange if he didn’t bellow a battlecry
>as he smites something in his entrance scene.
I am positive that is not the issue.

Vivid :: Do I look like I could be your dad?
>I must admit it is a little strange.
Exactly.
>In my mind, my father’s always been this tough guy around forty years old.
Huh?
>And it’d be strange if he didn’t show up letting out some fierce battle cry.
There are much stranger things about this situation.

And on Sunday, God abandoned the editors :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 8.

TL Note: The guy with the raincoat on has half his face blown off in this scene.

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Kamisama no Inai Nichiyoubi 08

FLag :: Hey there, you undead.
I’m planning to fire thirty pea-sized rounds your way.
In two seconds.
One…

HorribleSubs :: Yo, he who failed to die!
I think I’m going to spew a whopping 30 bullets
the size of peas across this entire area.
You have two seconds.
One!

Vivid :: Hey, you! Undead monster!
You’ve got three seconds before I unload thirty rounds of lead in that direction.
Two seconds!
One!

And on Sunday, God abandoned the editors :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 9.

Earlier, Ai told Hampnie that he must be her father because her mother told her that her dad was named Hampnie Hambart. Hampnie here’s saying that her mom just came up with the name outta nowhere.

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Kamisama no Inai Nichiyoubi 09

FLag :: My mother was Alpha the gravekeeper, and my father is named Hampnie Hambart.
>I’m telling you that Hampnie Hambart is a name from a fairy tale for starters.
>It’s the name of a toy with a broken spring that continues to move for eternity.
>I merely used that name because of that reference.
>Your mother probably did the same.

HorribleSubs :: My mother was the gravekeeper, Alfa,
and my father is called Hampnie Hamba–
>The name “Hampnie Hambart” was merely taken from a fairytale.
>It’s the name of a toy
>that moves for all eternity after a spring breaks.
>I am simply borrowing my name from that fairytale.
>I imagine your mother did likewise.

Vivid :: My mother was Alfa, the gravekeeper,
and my father’s name is Humpnie Humbert—
>Listen.
>”Humpnie Humbert” is just a fairy tale.
>It’s the name of a toy that keeps moving even without a spring.
>I only borrowed the name from that toy.
>I bet your mother did the same thing.

And on Sunday, God abandoned the editors :: N/A. They all suck.

Decision Point:

It’s late and I’m tired and I have a headache. (Time for the results.)
I have sufficiently prepared myself for more comparisons and shall continue with the Party.

Expanded 1.

Sounds fun.

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Kamisama no Inai Nichiyoubi E01

FLag :: Since my mother died, there have been no new deaths.
Even so, I’ve been digging graves every day.
After all, I’m a gravekeeper.

HorribleSubs :: Since Mother’s death, no one in the village has passed away.
But even so, I’ve dedicated my days to digging graves.
After all, I’m the gravekeeper!

Vivid :: Since my mother passed away, none of the villagers have died.
But each day, I’ve been digging grave after grave.
After all, I’m a gravekeeper!

And on Sunday, God abandoned the editors :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 2.

The Mormons were right.

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Kamisama no Inai Nichiyoubi E02

FLag :: “The other side is already over crowded.”
“Soon, the same will be true of this world.”
“Ah, I have failed.”
These are the words God left behind after abandoning this world.
And no one has died since.

HorribleSubs :: “The other side is already full.”
“This world will reach a standstill before much longer.”
“Ah, I’ve failed!”
Ever since God made that declaration and abandoned our world,
people have lost the ability to die.

Vivid :: Even as their hearts stopped beating,
even as their flesh rotted,
the dead kept moving.
It is said that in order to save those very people,
God sent to this world one final miracle:
the gravekeepers.

And on Sunday, God abandoned the editors :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 3.

Ai checking out her perfect nail job.

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Kamisama no Inai Nichiyoubi E03

FLag :: Perfect!
No matter how you see it, I look like a great, confident gravekeeper.

HorribleSubs :: Perfect!
No matter how you look at me,
I’m clearly a dignified and admirable gravekeeper!

Vivid :: Perfect!
I am clearly an excellent and dignified gravekeeper!

And on Sunday, God abandoned the editors :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 4.

Anna being all mopey ‘n shit.

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Kamisama no Inai Nichiyoubi E04

FLag :: Sometimes I just can’t take it.
That girl is only twelve, yet we’re making her carry such a heavy burden.

HorribleSubs :: Sometimes it pains my heart.
She is only 12 years old.
She’s still just a child,
yet we’re forcing her to carry such a heavy burden.

Vivid :: This is so painful sometimes.
She’s only twelve years old.
She’s just a child,
and we’re putting the weight of the world on her shoulders.

And on Sunday, God abandoned the editors :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 5.

Hampnie with all the tact of a sage.

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Kamisama no Inai Nichiyoubi E05

FLag :: Do you live here?
Are you by yourself?
Can you talk, or are you that dumb?
>O-Of course I can!

HorribleSubs :: Do you live here?
Are you alone?
Are you a mute?
Or are you just plain dumb?
>I-I can talk!

Vivid :: Do you live here?
Are you by yourself?
Can you talk, or are you dumb?
>I-I can talk!

And on Sunday, God abandoned the editors :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 6.

Sorry about the length.

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Kamisama no Inai Nichiyoubi E06

FLag :: Subsequent query:
Have you seen a woman with the following features?
>What?
Age: between 30 and 40.
Brown hair, black eyes, and a well defined face.
Her height is around mine, and she has small breasts.
Again, whether she is alive or not is irrelevant.
>Um… Uh…
>Anna is around that age, but she has big breasts.
>And Yoki is a man.
Another dead end.

HorribleSubs :: Additional search.
I wish to inquire about a woman with the following traits:
>Okay?
She’s between the age of 30 and 40…
…with brown hair, black eyes and distinguished facial features.
She is roughly as tall as me and has a flat chest.
Likewise, it does not matter if she is dead or alive.
>Um, well… Isn’t Anna around that age group?
>But she has a big chest…
>And Yoki is a guy…
The searches failed.

Vivid :: Supplemental query:
I would like information on a woman who matches the following description.
>Um…?
Between thirty and forty years of age.
Brown hair. Black eyes.
Distinct facial features.
Approximately my height. Flat-chested.
Again, whether she’s dead or alive is irrelevant.
>Um, well…
>I think Anna’s around that age,
>but she’s not flat-chested.
>And Yohki’s a guy.
>Hmm…
Not here either, huh?

And on Sunday, God abandoned the editors :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 7.

Hampnie and Ai holding a conversation.

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Kamisama no Inai Nichiyoubi E07

FLag :: You’re still my father.
>How can you be so sure?
Instinct!
I sense fate at work!
>Are you even trying to have a conversation with me?

HorribleSubs :: Father, you’re my father!
>Why?
Intuition! I felt fate pulling us together.
>You don’t want to hold a two-way discussion with me, do you?

Vivid :: You’re still my father!
>And why’s that?
Just intuition!
We were fated to meet!
>You have no intention of holding a conversation with me, do you?

And on Sunday, God abandoned the editors :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 8.

Oh shi–

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Kamisama no Inai Nichiyoubi E08

FLag :: You’re not a gravekeeper.
I first thought that
it wouldn’t have been strange to have a weirdo like you as a gravekeeper if it was {\i1}that{\i0} God’s doing.
But I was mistaken.
>But my mother was…
That’s it.
Gravekeepers don’t have parents.

HorribleSubs :: You aren’t a gravekeeper.
Considering the stunts
that stinker of a God has pulled, at first,
I figured that there could be some goofball gravekeepers like you.
But I was wrong.
>But my mother–
That right there!
Gravekeepers don’t have any parents.

Vivid :: You’re no gravekeeper.
At first, I thought maybe that asshole of a God could’ve indeed
made a weirdo like you a gravekeeper,
but I was wrong.
>But my mother was—
Let’s start with that.
Gravekeepers don’t have parents.

And on Sunday, God abandoned the editors :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 9.

Megaton.

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Kamisama no Inai Nichiyoubi E09

FLag :: You want to kill me?
If you were a gravekeeper,
you wouldn’t be able to hold on to that anger.
If you were a gravekeeper,
you wouldn’t be able to attack the living.
You’re not a gravekeeper.
You’re human.

HorribleSubs :: Do you want to kill me?
If you were a gravekeeper,
you would never feel hatred to begin with.
If you were a gravekeeper,
you would not strike at the living.
You’re not a gravekeeper – you’re a person.

Vivid :: So you wanna kill me?
If you really were a gravekeeper,
you would bear no malice or ill will.
If you really were a gravekeeper,
you couldn’t attack a living person.
>What?
You’re no gravekeeper.
You’re just a human.

And on Sunday, God abandoned the editors :: N/A. They all suck.