1. Translation Parties are intended to help you make the best subtitle choice for a given anime. Choose which line(s) you liked best by selecting them with the checkbox.

2. I split the Party into two parts — Essential and Extended. Assuming you want to get this shit over with quickly, just go with the Essential choices. I picked these to be the most representative lines in the releases. But if you’re one of those people who want more comparisons to help you come to a decision, go with the Essential choices and the Extended ones.

3. If you didn’t like any of the lines, choose the “N/A” option. The results for “N/A” won’t be automatically tabulated, so you’ll have to do the math in your head. Have my gomens and nasais.

4. A “>” indicates that another character has begun speaking. If there are three characters in a line comparison, I will indicate the third with a “>>” and so on for more characters.

5. Group order is randomized for each screenshot, every time you refresh the page. However, the “N/A” option will always appear at the bottom of the screen.

6. Your results will be summed up when you click the “Get your results” button. Feel free to vote in the poll at the end/post in the comments to let others know how you did and to compare your results with them.

7. Party hard.

Expanded 1.

Grandpa, with foreshadowing. Err, I think it counts as foreshadowing. We’ll say it does.

Audio: [mp3t track="http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/NisekoiE01.mp3" play="Start audio" stop="Pause this shit" volslider="y"]

Commie :: Before I forget, Raku…
In a few days, I want to have a serious talk with you,
so keep that in mind.

EveTaku :: Right, Raku.
I need to talk to you about something important, so whenever you have time…

FFF :: Raku, before I forget…
We need to sit down and talk about some important matters, someday soon. Don’t forget.

HorribleSubs :: Before I forget, Raku…
In the next few days, I want to have a serious talk with you.

m33w-Yoshi :: Before I forget, Raku…
In the next few days, I want to have a serious talk with you.

to watch something decent instead like Sekai Seifuku or Mikakunin de Shinkoukei :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Expanded 2.

MC-kun just can’t take being the scion of a rich and powerful family. Life sure is tough!

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Commie :: I’m so done with this bloody world!
Man, what I wouldn’t do to escape from this family and lead a peaceful, quiet life.

EveTaku :: This sucks! I’ve had enough of the underworld and all.
I can’t wait ’til I can move out
and live my life in peace!

FFF :: I’m so over this Scarface lifestyle!
Man, what I would give to have a nice, tranquil life.

HorribleSubs :: I’m so done. With this bloodbath of a world!
Man, what wouldn’t I do to escape from this family and lead a peaceful, quiet life?

m33w-Yoshi :: I’m so done with this violent world!
Man, what do I have to do to escape from this family and lead a peaceful, quiet life?

to watch something decent instead like Sekai Seifuku or Mikakunin de Shinkoukei :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Expanded 3.

MC-kun apparently doesn’t realize the yakuza run the Japanese sex industry.

Audio: [mp3t track="http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/NisekoiE03.mp3" play="Start audio" stop="Pause this shit" volslider="y"]

Commie :: Come to think of it, I spend all my time studying to get into a top college,
so I’ve never been popular with the girls, never mind had a girlfriend.

EveTaku :: Now that I think about it, I’ve been studying so hard to get into a top university,
I haven’t had time for girls…
Don’t even think a girl’s ever liked me.

FFF :: Now that I think about it, I spend all of my day preparing for the SATs.
Because of that, I’ve never been much of a ladies’ man, let alone had a girlfriend.

HorribleSubs :: Come to think of it, I spend all my time studying to get into a top college,
so I’ve never been popular with the girls, never mind had a girlfriend…

m33w-Yoshi :: Come to think of it, I spend all my time studying to get into a top college,
so I’ve never been popular with the girls, not to mention I’ve never had a girlfriend.

to watch something decent instead like Sekai Seifuku or Mikakunin de Shinkoukei :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Expanded 4.

MC-kun meets MC-chan’s foot.

Audio: [mp3t track="http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/NisekoiE04.mp3" play="Start audio" stop="Pause this shit" volslider="y"]

Commie :: My life till now had been a series of daily trials and tribulations.
>Oh, crap!
But on this particular day,
destiny had other plans for me.
That’s right, starting today…
…the daily trials and tribulations would become even more mind-blowing.

EveTaku :: Before today, all I did was suffer.
>I’m late!
But then,
my destiny changed.
Yeah, from this moment on,
my life would get even worse.

FFF :: Until now my life has been a never-ending struggle.
>Oh, crap! I’m going to be late!
But this particular day,
was the one that changed everything.
From this day forward…
…my never-ending struggle became a never-ending battle.

HorribleSubs :: My life till now was a series of daily hardships.
>Oh, crap!
But on this particular day,
my destiny changed.
That’s right, starting today…
…the daily hardships would become even more mind-blowing.

m33w-Yoshi :: My life, up until now, was a series of daily hardships.
>Oh, crap!
However, on this particular day,
my destiny changed.
That’s right, starting today,
those daily hardships would become even more mind-blowing.

to watch something decent instead like Sekai Seifuku or Mikakunin de Shinkoukei :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Expanded 5.

Sidelined Girl A gets MC-kun a band-aid.

Sugoi fact: In the strictest, most literal sense of the language, “band-aid” should be capitalized as “Band-Aid” since it’s a brand name. However, everybody uses it in the sense of a generic name (read: regular noun), so it would look a bit out of place to have it capitalized. And if people keep using the term like they do, the Johnson & Johnson company will eventually lose rights to the name “Band-Aid”.

Well, maybe. Money trumps the law, so it’ll be quite a while before that happens.

Audio: [mp3t track="http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/NisekoiE05.mp3" play="Start audio" stop="Pause this shit" volslider="y"]

Commie :: Hold on a second. I’ll get you a band-aid…
>Onodera, you don’t have to do that…
Oh yes, I do! What if it gets infected? Come on!

EveTaku :: Hold on, I’ll get you a band-aid.
>What?
>Onodera, no need. I’m good.
You can’t just leave it!
What if it gets infected?

FFF :: Wait a sec. I’ll get you a band-aid.
>Onodera, you don’t have to do that, really.
Of course I do! What if it gets infected? Come on.

HorribleSubs :: Hold on a second. I’ll get you a band-aid…
>Onodera, you don’t have to do that…
Oh yes, I do! What if it gets infected? Come on!

m33w-Yoshi :: Hold on a second. I’ll get you a band-aid.
>Onodera, you don’t have to do that.
Yes, I do! What if it gets infected? Come on!

to watch something decent instead like Sekai Seifuku or Mikakunin de Shinkoukei :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Expanded 6.

MC-chan with the glitter gun.

Audio: [mp3t track="http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/NisekoiE06.mp3" play="Start audio" stop="Pause this shit" volslider="y"]

Commie :: All I did was jostle you a little,
so spare me your persecution mania, will you?

EveTaku :: Stop playing the victim over practically nothing!

FFF :: I barely bumped into you,
so spare me the charades, you drama queen.

HorribleSubs :: All I did was jostle you a little,
so spare me your persecution mania, will you?

m33w-Yoshi :: All I did was jostle you a little,
so spare me your persecution mania, okay!

to watch something decent instead like Sekai Seifuku or Mikakunin de Shinkoukei :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Expanded 7.

MC-chan makes a deal with MC-kun.

Audio: [mp3t track="http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/NisekoiE07.mp3" play="Start audio" stop="Pause this shit" volslider="y"]

Commie :: All right. Then in exchange for hunting down that locket,
will you promise not to talk to me at school, like, ever again?
I can’t stand guys who keep bitching about what’s over and done with.
I’d hate for anyone to think I was friends with a petty guy like that!

EveTaku :: Fine.
But in return for me helping you out,
you’ll promise not to talk to me at school?
>What?
It’s one of my pet peeves:
guys who can’t let bygones be bygones.
Who’d want to be friends with someone who keeps bitching about the small stuff?

FFF :: Fine. If I help you look for the pendant,
will you promise not to talk to me in schoolever again?
I can’t stand guys who get worked up about every little thing.
I’d hate for anyone to think I was friends with such a schlub.

HorribleSubs :: All right. Then in exchange for hunting down that locket,
will you promise not to talk to me at school – ever again?
I can’t stand them. Guys who keep bitching about what’s done and over with.
I’d hate for anyone to think I was friends with a small-minded guy like that!

m33w-Yoshi :: All right. Then in exchange for hunting down that pendant,
will you promise never to talk to me at school ever again?
I can’t stand guys who keep bitching about what’s done and over with.
I’d hate for anyone to think I was friends with a small-minded guy like that!

to watch something decent instead like Sekai Seifuku or Mikakunin de Shinkoukei :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Expanded 8.

MC-kun tries to be a nice guy.

Audio: [mp3t track="http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/NisekoiE08.mp3" play="Start audio" stop="Pause this shit" volslider="y"]

Commie :: What is this?
>Notes from Japanese class.
>You couldn’t keep up with your note-taking at all, right?

EveTaku :: What’s this?
>My notes for Japanese class.
>You didn’t take any, did you?

FFF :: What’s this?
>My notes from Japanese class.
>You were having a hard day keeping up, weren’t you?

HorribleSubs :: What is this?
>Notes from Japanese class.
>You couldn’t keep up with your note-taking at all, right?

m33w-Yoshi :: What is this?
>Notes from Japanese class.
>You couldn’t keep up with your note-taking, right?

to watch something decent instead like Sekai Seifuku or Mikakunin de Shinkoukei :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Expanded 9.

MC-kun’s buddy talks with him.

Audio: [mp3t track="http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/NisekoiE09.mp3" play="Start audio" stop="Pause this shit" volslider="y"]

Commie :: Hey, Raku. Since when did you get so chummy with Kirisaki?
>What are you talking about?
Well, you’re with her a lot, aren’t you?
I know you’re doing something together after class, too.
Plus, you’ve got that friendly vibe going when you talk…

EveTaku :: Hey, Raku,
when did you and Kirisaki-san get so close?
>Huh?
>What are you talking about?
I mean, you’re like two peas in a pod!
You even go off by yourselves after class.
And you seem to get along great.

FFF :: Yo, Raku. Since when were you and Kirisaki so tight-knit?
>What gave you that idea?
Well, you guys are practically sown at the hip during the day.
You hang out after school too.
Plus, you two are {\i1}always{\i0} talking to each other.

HorribleSubs :: Hey, hey, Raku. Since when did you get so chummy with Kirisaki?
>What are you talking about?
Well, you’re with her a lot, aren’t you?
I know you’re doing something together after class, too.
Plus, you’ve got that friendly vibe going when you talk…

m33w-Yoshi :: Hey, hey, Raku. When did you and Kirisaki-san get so close?
>What are you talking about?
Well, you’re with her a lot, aren’t you?
I know you’re doing something together after class, too.
Plus, you’ve got that friendly vibe going when you talk.

to watch something decent instead like Sekai Seifuku or Mikakunin de Shinkoukei :: N/A. They all suck.

 

 

Expanded 10.

A sudden shift in conversation blindsides MC-chan.

Audio: [mp3t track="http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/NisekoiE10.mp3" play="Start audio" stop="Pause this shit" volslider="y"]

Commie :: Come to think of it, why did you transfer here at such a weird time?
>Talk about left field!
>No reason. Because of my parents’ work.

EveTaku :: By the way, why’d you transfer schools at this time of year?
>What?
>Why would you ask that…
>N-No reason. My parents had to move.

FFF :: Come to think of it, why did you move here at such a weird time, anyway?
>Why do you wanna know? No reason.
>Because of my parents’ work.

HorribleSubs :: Come to think of it, why did you transfer here at a time like this?
>Talk about left field! No reason. Because of my parents’ work.

m33w-Yoshi :: Come to think of it, why {\i1}did{\i0} you transfer here at this time of the year?
>That was random! No reason… It was because of my parents’ work.

to watch something decent instead like Sekai Seifuku or Mikakunin de Shinkoukei :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 1.

One of the yakuza tells MC-kun about the new kids on the block.

Audio: [mp3t track=”http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Nisekoi01.mp3″ play=”Start audio” stop=”Pause this shit” volslider=”y”]

Nisekoi Essential 01

Commie :: Oh, yeah. I almost forgot…
Well, these unfamiliar gang members have been invading our turf lately.

EveTaku :: Oh right, young master!
Truth is,
lately we’ve had some trouble with some new gangs running around these parts.

FFF :: Oh, yeah. Almost forgot, young master…
There’s a new gang that’s starting to stir up trouble on our turf.

HorribleSubs :: Oh, yeah. Almost forgot, young master…
The thing is, these unfamiliar gang members have been invading our turf lately, see…

m33w-Yoshi :: Oh, yeah. Almost forgot, young master…
The thing is, there are new gangsters who have been invading our turf lately, see…

to watch something decent instead like Sekai Seifuku or Mikakunin de Shinkoukei :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 2.

MC-kun’s friend doesn’t believe him.

Audio: [mp3t track=”http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Nisekoi02.mp3″ play=”Start audio” stop=”Pause this shit” volslider=”y”]

Nisekoi Essential 02

Commie :: What? You were assaulted by some phantom femme fatale?
Don’t give me that!
She jumped over our school fence and kneed you in the face?
What kind of girl is that?

EveTaku :: What? You got jumped by some girl?
Hey, get real.
What kind of girl could leap over a wall and knee you in the face?

FFF :: What? You were the victim of a hit-and-run by a girl?
No freaking way, dude!
Who on Earth would jump over a fence and knee you in the face?

HorribleSubs :: Whaaat? You got bashed by a female street slasher?
Don’t give me that!
Jumping over our school fence, and kneeing you in the face?

m33w-Yoshi :: What? You got bashed by a female street slasher?
Don’t give me that!
She jumped over our school fence and kneed you in the face?

to watch something decent instead like Sekai Seifuku or Mikakunin de Shinkoukei :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 3.

MC-chan shows off her Japanese side.

Audio: [mp3t track=”http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Nisekoi03.mp3″ play=”Start audio” stop=”Pause this shit” volslider=”y”]

Nisekoi Essential 03

Commie :: I’ve got a Japanese mom and an American dad, so I’m biracial.
But as you can see, I speak perfect Japanese,
so please don’t be shy about approaching me!

EveTaku :: My mother’s Japanese and my father’s American.
But my Japanese is fine,
so feel free to come up and chat!

FFF :: My mom’s Japanese and my dad’s American, so I’m half-and-half.
But as you can see, I speak Japanese just fine,
so don’t hesitate to ask me anything.

HorribleSubs :: I’ve got a Japanese mom and an American dad, so I’m biracial.
But as you can see, I speak perfect Japanese,
so please don’t be shy about approaching me!

m33w-Yoshi :: My mom’s Japanese and my dad’s American, so I’m biracial.
But as you can see, I speak perfect Japanese,
so don’t be afraid to talk to me!

to watch something decent instead like Sekai Seifuku or Mikakunin de Shinkoukei :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 4.

MC-kun gets mad at MC-chan, cuz she kicked the shit out of him earlier.

Audio: [mp3t track=”http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Nisekoi04.mp3″ play=”Start audio” stop=”Pause this shit” volslider=”y”]

Nisekoi Essential 04

Commie :: You’re that…
That female barbarian!

EveTaku :: You’re that—
That Amazon!

FFF :: You’re that…
That Bionic Woman!

HorribleSubs :: You’re that…
That female barbarian!

m33w-Yoshi :: You’re that…
That barbarian woman!

to watch something decent instead like Sekai Seifuku or Mikakunin de Shinkoukei :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 5.

MC-chan tells MC-kun what’s up.

Audio: [mp3t track=”http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Nisekoi05.mp3″ play=”Start audio” stop=”Pause this shit” volslider=”y”]

Nisekoi Essential 05

Commie :: I’m apologizing, if you haven’t noticed,
so why don’t you just freaking forgive me already?
You’re so effeminate!

EveTaku :: Geez, I already apologized, so why don’t you just forgive me?
Stop being so petty!

FFF :: I’m apologizing, if you haven’t noticed,
so why don’t you just let it go and stop being such a crybaby?

HorribleSubs :: I’m apologizing, if you haven’t noticed,
so why don’t you just freaking forgive me? You’re so effeminate!

m33w-Yoshi :: I’m apologizing, if you haven’t noticed,
so why don’t you just freaking forgive me? You’re so effeminate!

to watch something decent instead like Sekai Seifuku or Mikakunin de Shinkoukei :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 6.

MC-chan vs. MC-kun. Such drama!

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Nisekoi Essential 06

Commie :: Who are you calling monkey girl?!
>Okay, I’m counting on you, Ichijo.
Don’t come over here, got it? Your unmanliness will rub off on me.
>>That’s my line! I’d rather not catch your monkey AIDS!

EveTaku :: Who’re you calling a “girl-illa”?!
>Anyway, show her the ropes, Ichijou!
Don’t talk to me, okay?
Your pettiness might rub off on me!
>>{\i1}You’re{\i0} telling {\i1}me{\i0}?
>>I should be worried about getting girl-illa—

FFF :: Who are you calling a monkey girl?
>Okay, I’m counting on you, Ichijo.
Stay away from me, got it? I don’t want to catch whatever’s making you bellyache so much.
>>Right back at you! I don’t want your primate germs to infect me.

HorribleSubs :: Who are you calling monkey girl?
>Okay, I’m counting on you, Ichijo.
Don’t come over here, got it? Your unmanliness will rub off on me.
>>That’s my line! It’d be a problem if I caught your monkeyness!

m33w-Yoshi :: Who are you calling “monkey girl”?!
>Okay, I’m counting on you, Ichijo.
Don’t even come near me! Your unmanliness will rub off on me!
>>That’s my line! It’d be bad if I caught your monkeyness!

to watch something decent instead like Sekai Seifuku or Mikakunin de Shinkoukei :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 7.

MC-chan knocking MC-kun down a peg.

Audio: [mp3t track=”http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Nisekoi07.mp3″ play=”Start audio” stop=”Pause this shit” volslider=”y”]

Nisekoi Essential 07

Commie :: Oh, man, there’s absolutely no sign of it!
>Shut up. You don’t like people who bitch and moan, remember?

EveTaku :: Honestly! Shouldn’t we give up already?
>Quit whining.
>I thought you hated petty little complainers.

FFF :: Jeez-o-pete, we’re never going to find it.
>Shut up. You said that you didn’t like a kvetch, remember?

HorribleSubs :: Oh, man, there’s absolutely no sign of it!
>Shut up. You don’t like people who bitch and moan, remember?

m33w-Yoshi :: Oh man, there’s absolutely no sign of it!
>Shut up. You don’t like people who bitch and moan, remember?

to watch something decent instead like Sekai Seifuku or Mikakunin de Shinkoukei :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 8.

Voldemort-chan makes fun of MC-kun for being so obsessed with the pendant he got from a girl ten years ago.

Audio: [mp3t track=”http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Nisekoi08.mp3″ play=”Start audio” stop=”Pause this shit” volslider=”y”]

Nisekoi Essential 08

Commie :: Dwelling over something that happened years ago…
How unmanly is that, anyway?
I mean, you can bet that girl’s forgotten that she even gave you that thing!
That’s beyond lame!
It’s totally absurd!
>Shut the fuck up!

EveTaku :: You keep going on and on about things in the past.
You little miss Petty?
She’s probably already forgotten that she gave you something like that anyway!
I mean, seriously!
You’re an idiot!
>Bite me!

FFF :: Dwelling over something so far in the past…
Are you a 13-year-old girl?
I bet whoever it was doesn’t even remember you anymore!
That’s beyond lame!
It’s totally absurd!
>You shut the hell up!

HorribleSubs :: Dwelling over something that happened years ago…
How unmanly is that, anyway?
I mean, you can bet that girl’s forgotten that she even gave you that thing!
That’s beyond lame!
It’s totally absurd!
>You shut the hell up!

m33w-Yoshi :: Dwelling over something that happened years ago…
How unmanly is that, anyway?
I mean, you can bet that girl’s forgotten that she even gave you that thing!
That’s beyond lame!
It’s totally absurd!
>You shut the hell up!

to watch something decent instead like Sekai Seifuku or Mikakunin de Shinkoukei :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 9.

MC-kun, failing the lit check.

Audio: [mp3t track=”http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Nisekoi09.mp3″ play=”Start audio” stop=”Pause this shit” volslider=”y”]

Nisekoi Essential 09

Commie :: I can’t read it, but I do know that she’s mocking me.
There’s not a sweet bone in her body…

EveTaku :: I can’t read it, but it’s pretty clear that she’s calling me stupid.
Talk about rude.

FFF :: I can’t read it, but I feel like I’ve been dissed.
She doesn’t know the first thing about charming a guy.

HorribleSubs :: I can’t read it, but I do know that she’s mocking me.
There’s not a sweet bone in her body…

m33w-Yoshi :: I can’t read it, but I do know that she’s mocking me.
There’s not one nice bone in her body…

to watch something decent instead like Sekai Seifuku or Mikakunin de Shinkoukei :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 10.

Grandpa-senpai, with a great way to move the plot of this shitty show forward.

Audio: [mp3t track=”http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Nisekoi10.mp3″ play=”Start audio” stop=”Pause this shit” volslider=”y”]

Nisekoi Essential 10

Commie :: If the heirs apparent of each gang are in a relationship,
the young guns wouldn’t dare put a damper on it, would they?
>N-No, even if that’s true, you’ve got to be kidding me!
>No way can I do that! After all, I…
What? You mean you’ve got yourself a girlfriend?

EveTaku :: If the heirs apparent of both groups get together,
then that’ll put a damper on the hostilities.
>Wait, you’re serious about this?
>This isn’t happening!
>You know, I—
What? Do you have a girlfriend already?

FFF :: If the heirs of each gang are in love,
the young guns would put an end to their squabbling.
>N-No, even if that’d work, you’ve got to be kidding me!
>No way can I do that! After all, I…
What? Did you knock up a girl already?

HorribleSubs :: If the heirs apparent of each gang are in a relationship,
the young guns wouldn’t dare put a damper on it, would they?
>N-No, even if that’s true, you’ve got to be kidding me!
>No way can I do that! After all, I…
What? You mean you’ve got yourself a girlfriend?

m33w-Yoshi :: If the heirs apparent of each gang are in a relationship,
the young guns wouldn’t dare put a damper on it, would they?
>N-No, even if that’s true, you’ve got to be kidding me!
>No way can I do that! After all, I…
What? You mean you already have a girlfriend?

to watch something decent instead like Sekai Seifuku or Mikakunin de Shinkoukei :: N/A. They all suck.

Decision Point:

Aww yeah. Throw more glitter in the form of words at me! (Click the spoiler for enough to make a gay pride parade blush.)
There is not enough liquor in the world for me to keep going. (You did your ganbarre. Head down to the results.)

Expanded 1.

Grandpa, with foreshadowing. Err, I think it counts as foreshadowing. We’ll say it does.

Audio: [mp3t track=”http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/NisekoiE01.mp3″ play=”Start audio” stop=”Pause this shit” volslider=”y”]

Nisekoi Extended 01

Commie :: Before I forget, Raku…
In a few days, I want to have a serious talk with you,
so keep that in mind.

EveTaku :: Right, Raku.
I need to talk to you about something important, so whenever you have time…

FFF :: Raku, before I forget…
We need to sit down and talk about some important matters, someday soon. Don’t forget.

HorribleSubs :: Before I forget, Raku…
In the next few days, I want to have a serious talk with you.

m33w-Yoshi :: Before I forget, Raku…
In the next few days, I want to have a serious talk with you.

to watch something decent instead like Sekai Seifuku or Mikakunin de Shinkoukei :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 2.

MC-kun just can’t take being the scion of a rich and powerful family. Life sure is tough!

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Nisekoi Extended 02

Commie :: I’m so done with this bloody world!
Man, what I wouldn’t do to escape from this family and lead a peaceful, quiet life.

EveTaku :: This sucks! I’ve had enough of the underworld and all.
I can’t wait ’til I can move out
and live my life in peace!

FFF :: I’m so over this Scarface lifestyle!
Man, what I would give to have a nice, tranquil life.

HorribleSubs :: I’m so done. With this bloodbath of a world!
Man, what wouldn’t I do to escape from this family and lead a peaceful, quiet life?

m33w-Yoshi :: I’m so done with this violent world!
Man, what do I have to do to escape from this family and lead a peaceful, quiet life?

to watch something decent instead like Sekai Seifuku or Mikakunin de Shinkoukei :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 3.

MC-kun apparently doesn’t realize the yakuza run the Japanese sex industry.

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Nisekoi Extended 03

Commie :: Come to think of it, I spend all my time studying to get into a top college,
so I’ve never been popular with the girls, never mind had a girlfriend.

EveTaku :: Now that I think about it, I’ve been studying so hard to get into a top university,
I haven’t had time for girls…
Don’t even think a girl’s ever liked me.

FFF :: Now that I think about it, I spend all of my day preparing for the SATs.
Because of that, I’ve never been much of a ladies’ man, let alone had a girlfriend.

HorribleSubs :: Come to think of it, I spend all my time studying to get into a top college,
so I’ve never been popular with the girls, never mind had a girlfriend…

m33w-Yoshi :: Come to think of it, I spend all my time studying to get into a top college,
so I’ve never been popular with the girls, not to mention I’ve never had a girlfriend.

to watch something decent instead like Sekai Seifuku or Mikakunin de Shinkoukei :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 4.

MC-kun meets MC-chan’s foot.

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Nisekoi Extended 04

Commie :: My life till now had been a series of daily trials and tribulations.
>Oh, crap!
But on this particular day,
destiny had other plans for me.
That’s right, starting today…
…the daily trials and tribulations would become even more mind-blowing.

EveTaku :: Before today, all I did was suffer.
>I’m late!
But then,
my destiny changed.
Yeah, from this moment on,
my life would get even worse.

FFF :: Until now my life has been a never-ending struggle.
>Oh, crap! I’m going to be late!
But this particular day,
was the one that changed everything.
From this day forward…
…my never-ending struggle became a never-ending battle.

HorribleSubs :: My life till now was a series of daily hardships.
>Oh, crap!
But on this particular day,
my destiny changed.
That’s right, starting today…
…the daily hardships would become even more mind-blowing.

m33w-Yoshi :: My life, up until now, was a series of daily hardships.
>Oh, crap!
However, on this particular day,
my destiny changed.
That’s right, starting today,
those daily hardships would become even more mind-blowing.

to watch something decent instead like Sekai Seifuku or Mikakunin de Shinkoukei :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 5.

Sidelined Girl A gets MC-kun a band-aid.

Sugoi fact: In the strictest, most literal sense of the language, “band-aid” should be capitalized as “Band-Aid” since it’s a brand name. However, everybody uses it in the sense of a generic name (read: regular noun), so it would look a bit out of place to have it capitalized. And if people keep using the term like they do, the Johnson & Johnson company will eventually lose rights to the name “Band-Aid”.

Well, maybe. Money trumps the law, so it’ll be a while before that happens.

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Nisekoi Extended 05

Commie :: Hold on a second. I’ll get you a band-aid…
>Onodera, you don’t have to do that…
Oh yes, I do! What if it gets infected? Come on!

EveTaku :: Hold on, I’ll get you a band-aid.
>What?
>Onodera, no need. I’m good.
You can’t just leave it!
What if it gets infected?

FFF :: Wait a sec. I’ll get you a band-aid.
>Onodera, you don’t have to do that, really.
Of course I do! What if it gets infected? Come on.

HorribleSubs :: Hold on a second. I’ll get you a band-aid…
>Onodera, you don’t have to do that…
Oh yes, I do! What if it gets infected? Come on!

m33w-Yoshi :: Hold on a second. I’ll get you a band-aid.
>Onodera, you don’t have to do that.
Yes, I do! What if it gets infected? Come on!

to watch something decent instead like Sekai Seifuku or Mikakunin de Shinkoukei :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 6.

MC-chan with the glitter gun.

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Nisekoi Extended 06

Commie :: All I did was jostle you a little,
so spare me your persecution mania, will you?

EveTaku :: Stop playing the victim over practically nothing!

FFF :: I barely bumped into you,
so spare me the charades, you drama queen.

HorribleSubs :: All I did was jostle you a little,
so spare me your persecution mania, will you?

m33w-Yoshi :: All I did was jostle you a little,
so spare me your persecution mania, okay!

to watch something decent instead like Sekai Seifuku or Mikakunin de Shinkoukei :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 7.

MC-chan makes a deal with MC-kun.

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Nisekoi Extended 07

Commie :: All right. Then in exchange for hunting down that locket,
will you promise not to talk to me at school, like, ever again?
I can’t stand guys who keep bitching about what’s over and done with.
I’d hate for anyone to think I was friends with a petty guy like that!

EveTaku :: Fine.
But in return for me helping you out,
you’ll promise not to talk to me at school?
>What?
It’s one of my pet peeves:
guys who can’t let bygones be bygones.
Who’d want to be friends with someone who keeps bitching about the small stuff?

FFF :: Fine. If I help you look for the pendant,
will you promise not to talk to me in schoolever again?
I can’t stand guys who get worked up about every little thing.
I’d hate for anyone to think I was friends with such a schlub.

HorribleSubs :: All right. Then in exchange for hunting down that locket,
will you promise not to talk to me at school – ever again?
I can’t stand them. Guys who keep bitching about what’s done and over with.
I’d hate for anyone to think I was friends with a small-minded guy like that!

m33w-Yoshi :: All right. Then in exchange for hunting down that pendant,
will you promise never to talk to me at school ever again?
I can’t stand guys who keep bitching about what’s done and over with.
I’d hate for anyone to think I was friends with a small-minded guy like that!

to watch something decent instead like Sekai Seifuku or Mikakunin de Shinkoukei :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 8.

MC-kun tries to be a nice guy.

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Nisekoi Extended 08

Commie :: What is this?
>Notes from Japanese class.
>You couldn’t keep up with your note-taking at all, right?

EveTaku :: What’s this?
>My notes for Japanese class.
>You didn’t take any, did you?

FFF :: What’s this?
>My notes from Japanese class.
>You were having a hard day keeping up, weren’t you?

HorribleSubs :: What is this?
>Notes from Japanese class.
>You couldn’t keep up with your note-taking at all, right?

m33w-Yoshi :: What is this?
>Notes from Japanese class.
>You couldn’t keep up with your note-taking, right?

to watch something decent instead like Sekai Seifuku or Mikakunin de Shinkoukei :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 9.

MC-kun’s buddy talks with him.

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Nisekoi Extended 09

Commie :: Hey, Raku. Since when did you get so chummy with Kirisaki?
>What are you talking about?
Well, you’re with her a lot, aren’t you?
I know you’re doing something together after class, too.
Plus, you’ve got that friendly vibe going when you talk…

EveTaku :: Hey, Raku,
when did you and Kirisaki-san get so close?
>Huh?
>What are you talking about?
I mean, you’re like two peas in a pod!
You even go off by yourselves after class.
And you seem to get along great.

FFF :: Yo, Raku. Since when were you and Kirisaki so tight-knit?
>What gave you that idea?
Well, you guys are practically sown at the hip during the day.
You hang out after school too.
Plus, you two are {\i1}always{\i0} talking to each other.

HorribleSubs :: Hey, hey, Raku. Since when did you get so chummy with Kirisaki?
>What are you talking about?
Well, you’re with her a lot, aren’t you?
I know you’re doing something together after class, too.
Plus, you’ve got that friendly vibe going when you talk…

m33w-Yoshi :: Hey, hey, Raku. When did you and Kirisaki-san get so close?
>What are you talking about?
Well, you’re with her a lot, aren’t you?
I know you’re doing something together after class, too.
Plus, you’ve got that friendly vibe going when you talk.

to watch something decent instead like Sekai Seifuku or Mikakunin de Shinkoukei :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 10.

A sudden shift in conversation blindsides MC-chan.

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Nisekoi Extended 10

Commie :: Come to think of it, why did you transfer here at such a weird time?
>Talk about left field!
>No reason. Because of my parents’ work.

EveTaku :: By the way, why’d you transfer schools at this time of year?
>What?
>Why would you ask that…
>N-No reason. My parents had to move.

FFF :: Come to think of it, why did you move here at such a weird time, anyway?
>Why do you wanna know? No reason.
>Because of my parents’ work.

HorribleSubs :: Come to think of it, why did you transfer here at a time like this?
>Talk about left field! No reason. Because of my parents’ work.

m33w-Yoshi :: Come to think of it, why {\i1}did{\i0} you transfer here at this time of the year?
>That was random! No reason… It was because of my parents’ work.

to watch something decent instead like Sekai Seifuku or Mikakunin de Shinkoukei :: N/A. They all suck.