This post was written by Dark_Sage. He is Dark_Sage.
Are you lonely? Of course you fucking are. Luckily, Dark_Sage is here to keep that x-acto blade away from your wrists. Welcome to LoveMore 2014.
Mood-Setting Music
Guess who spent more time dancing to this than writing this post?
Spoiler for
Picture FAQ
“What is LoveMore?”
It really doesn’t matter; there’s chocolate. And by chocolate, I mean Dark_Sage. Lucky you.
“Will you be my valentine?”
Sure. Unless you’re ugly or crippled in some other way.
Offended cuz you don’t qualify? Deal with it; I’m not the fucking Make-A-Wish Foundation.
“Okay, so really, what the fuck’s going on?”
I dunno, it’s a circlejerk post. We have them occasionally. Act excited.
And speaking of excitement, I’ve got work in 6 hours. Go ahead and get the party started while I recharge my love juices.
how much for a blowjob?
Hm, it depends. How much are you willing to pay? (I should note that if you tend to use your teeth, you may as well not even put in a bid.)
Why is this song so catchy? Great banner too, you should keep it for a while.
The odds that I won’t figure out how to change it back are pretty high, so you may just get your wish.
Fuck you man, I’m celebrating Nihon-style. Hours spent making chocolate in the name of poon.
Unless you’re a lesbian, this doesn’t make much sense.
http://media.tumblr.com/930ddbec4f7aa3598d70722055575844/tumblr_inline_mvry3edoTD1s14xzc.jpg
Yeah, bisexuality is good.
On a side note, the chocolate ploy totally worked.
(>_O)b
Thanks for sharing.
Thanks for… being shared to?
The loneliness is worse now.
Let’s be alone together. <3
I don’t care about valentine’s day, but I’m going to take advantage of Half-Price Chocolates Day tomorrow.
Russell Stover egg stock-up time.
“You-didnt-watch-this-show-so-Im-not-gonna-tell-you-what-her-name-is-or-where-shes-from-Deal-with-it-256×360.jpg”
Aha! Jokes on you! *I* know how to internet!
…
Fuck it. I’m too lazy to query IQDB.
The show she’s from SUCKS.
Can we fuck?
*Could
Also, sure. As long as the soundtrack to our love is Happiness Charge Precure episode 2, cuz I still need to watch that.
Of course. What sub group makes you the horniest?
*Which
Commie, obviously.
I’m deeply confused how I was logged out, but considering I most likely look like a retard right now, it’s best I shut the fuck up.
Is Naruto a sub group? If so, Naruto.
The closest thing is HS/Crunchy, and I doubt you want to watch that.
I’m not ronery, I just came back from shopping for clothes with my imouto.
And, no, that is not totally creepy.
Comes with the territory. I don’t know why it would be creepy, unless it was lingerie shopping and she wanted your opinion.
Did you recommend a chastity belt?
Fuck Valentines day.
OMG, D_S, you read Wakabayashi Toshiya stuff ?
They should move february to may. And squeeze may in the space between june and new february. The void will then be left as a monument to the fail that was february.