This post was written by Dark_Sage. He is Dark_Sage.
Can you imagine how big my collection would be if I never got into “pirating” anime? Yes, the answer is I wouldn’t even have one, but don’t let the facts ruin the industry narrative!
I would do a Youtube walkthrough, but I think I’d end up hating myself, so have some pics instead.
Counts:
Manga/LNs – 3600+ volumes
Animes – 500+ titles
Games – 400+ discs
Expired condoms – fuck you
Room 1
I’d post more pics of the figures, but since most of them are still boxed/wrapped, there’s not much point.
If you wanna know what I’ve got, I have an MFC account so you can see what the figs are supposed to look like: Link.
Manga, A-F. What can I say? I like pretty pictures more than I like pretty words.
The main takeaway of this pic should be my boobie mousepads, cuz they’re fucking fantastic.
And don’t look too deep into my main comp’s background — it’s not a cry for help; it just looks really cool. Here it is if you wanna match:
Room 2
Guess we’ll start with closetside.
Don’t ask about the title ordering. There’s logic behind it, but I don’t quite understand it myself.
I ran out of shelving so I used extra LEs. Please ignore that there’s one figure turned around. Fixing it would require more effort than I want to expend right now.
Some of my games. Note that on the shelves the games are actually doubled up. There’s close to 90 PS2-gen games shoved in the bottom shelf, which would be way impressive 10 years ago.
The only clothes in the closet are my business casual apparel and my anime t-shirts. On the shelves you can see some games and my Danganronpa box… which has a shitload of misc. anime/game merchandise.
Some of my favorite shirts. For the plebs:
- Attack on Titan, Black Lagoon, Code Geass
- Future Diary, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Rebuild of Evangelion
I have sophisticated taste.
Back to the closet, we have some of my LEs. Most are opened cuz I like to play games, not horde plastic-covered boxes.
Rightsideside time.
Using my desk as shelving isn’t desperation — it’s inspiration!
Here’s the bulk of the anime (that this post was purportedly about). There’s a pattern to it, but explaining would take words.
Blankets, pillow… Whatever, it’s a standard bed. Let’s move on to the centerpiece of my collection…
…Me! God, I’m sexy. If you printed this pic out and kept it in your wallet, I wouldn’t blame you.
Insta-pop quiz! Can you remember all the BDs Dark_Sage has? Here’s a list if you want to check your answers:
| .hack//Quantum |
| Aesthetica of a Rogue Hero |
| Afro Samurai |
| Afro Samurai Resurrection |
| Angel Beats! |
| AnoHana – The Flower We Saw That Day |
| Another |
| Aquarion Evol |
| Aria the Scarlet Ammo |
| Attack on Titan |
| Baka & Test OVAs |
| Baka & Test S1 |
| Bakemonogatari |
| Battle Girls Time Paradox |
| Berserk the Golden Age Arc I |
| Black Blood Brothers |
| Black Lagoon |
| Black Lagoon – Roberta’s Blood Trail |
| Blood-C – The Last Dark |
| Bodacious Space Pirates |
| Brave 10 |
| Broken Blade |
| Btooom! |
| Burst Angel |
| C – The Money and Soul of Possibility Control |
| Canaan |
| Casshern Sins |
| Cat Planet Cuties |
| Chobits |
| Claymore |
| Code:Breaker |
| Coicent/Five Numbers |
| Colorful |
| Daily Lives of High School Boys |
| Dance in the Vampire Bund |
| Darker than Black S2 |
| Date A Live |
| Deadman Wonderland |
| Diebuster the Movie |
| Dream Eater Merry |
| Durarara!! |
| Dusk Maiden of Amnesia |
| Ebiten |
| Eden of the East |
| Eden of the East – The King of Eden |
| ef – a tale of melodies. |
| ef – a tale of memories. |
| Elfen Lied |
| Eureka Seven |
| Eureka Seven – Good Night, Sleep Tight, Young Lovers |
| Evangelion 1.11 |
| Evangelion 2.22 |
| Fafner |
| Fafner – Heaven and Earth Movie |
| Fairy Tail |
| Fairy Tail the Movie – Phoenix Priestess |
| Fantasista Doll |
| Fate/kaleid Liner |
| Fate/stay Night |
| Fate/stay Night – Unlimited Blade Works |
| Fate/zero |
| First Squad |
| Flowers of Evil |
| Fractale |
| Freezing |
| Full Metal Alchemist – The Sacred Star of Milos |
| Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood OVAs |
| Full Metal Panic! |
| Full Metal Panic! – The Second Raid |
| Full Metal Panic? Fumoffu |
| Ga-Rei Zero |
| Gatchaman Crowds |
| Ghost in the Shell – Individual Eleven |
| Ghost in the Shell – Laughing Man |
| Ghost in the Shell – Solid State Society |
| Ghost in the Shell Arise – Borders 1 & 2 |
| Gintama the Movie |
| Girls und Panzer |
| Girls und Panzer OVAs |
| Good Luck Girl |
| Ground Control to Psychoelectric Girl |
| Guilty Crown |
| Gunbuster the Movie |
| Gundam Suit 00 – A Wakening of Trailblazer |
| Gunslinger Girl |
| Haganai – I Don’t Have Many Friends |
| Hal the Movie |
| Hanasaku Iroha |
| Hanasaku Iroha the Movie |
| Harmonie |
| Heaven’s Lost Property S1 |
| Heaven’s Lost Property S2 |
| Heaven’s Lost Property the Angeloid of Clockwork |
| Heaven’s Memo Pad |
| Heroic Age |
| High School DxD |
| High School of the Dead |
| High School of the Dead OVA |
| Hiiro no Kakera |
| Horizon in the Middle of Nowhere S1 |
| Horizon in the Middle of Nowhere S2 |
| Humanity Has Declined |
| Inu X Boku SS |
| Is This a Zombie? S1 |
| Jormungand S1 |
| Jormungand S2 |
| Kabukimonogatari |
| Kamisama Dolls |
| Kamisama Kiss |
| Kämpfer |
| Karneval |
| Kill la Kill |
| King of Thorn |
| Kokoro Connect |
| Kokoro Connect OVAs |
| K-On! |
| K-On! the Movie |
| Kurokami |
| Legend of the Millennium Dragon |
| Level E |
| Leviathan |
| Listen to me, girls. I am your father! |
| Loups=Garous |
| Love Lab |
| Love, Election and Chocolate |
| Lupin the Third – The Woman Called Fujiko Mine |
| Maken-Ki |
| Maoyu |
| Mardock Scramble the First Compression |
| Mardock Scramble the Second Combustion |
| Mardock Scramble the Third Exhaust |
| Mass Effect – Paragon Lost |
| Mayo Chiki |
| Mysterious Girlfriend X |
| Natsume’s Book of Friends S1-S2 |
| Natsume’s Book of Friends S3 |
| Natsume’s Book of Friends S4 |
| Needless |
| Nekomonogatari Black |
| Nekomonogatari White |
| Ninja Scroll |
| Nisemonogatari |
| No. 6 |
| Nura – Rise of the Yokai Clan |
| Occult Academy |
| Okami-san & Her Seven Companions |
| One Piece Film – Strong World |
| One Piece Film – Z |
| Origin – Spirits of the Past |
| Otorimonogatari |
| Ouran High School Host Club |
| Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt |
| Paprika |
| Penguindrum |
| Phantom – Requiem for the Phantom |
| Pokemon Movies – Four Pack |
| Psychic Detective Yakumo |
| Psycho-Pass |
| Puella Magi Madoka Magica |
| Queen’s Blade – Beautiful Warriors |
| Queen’s Blade Rebellion |
| Redline |
| Rideback |
| Rin – Daughters of Mnemosyne |
| Robotics;Notes |
| Royal Space Force – The Wings of Honneamise |
| Rurouni Kenshin – New Kyoto Arc |
| RWBY S1 |
| RWBY S2 |
| Sakura Wars the Movie |
| Samurai Champloo |
| Samurai Warriors – Legend of the Sanada |
| Sekirei S1 |
| Sekirei S2 |
| Sengoku Basara S1 |
| Sengoku Basara S2 |
| Sengoku Basara the Last Party |
| Senran Kagura – Ninja Flash |
| Serial Experiments Lain |
| Shakugan no Shana OVAs |
| Shakugan no Shana S1 |
| Shakugan no Shana S2 |
| Shakugan no Shana S3 |
| Shakugan no Shana the Movie |
| Shiki |
| Shining Hearts |
| Short Peace |
| So I Can’t Play H |
| Soul Eater |
| Spice & Wolf S1 |
| Spice & Wolf S2 |
| Star Driver |
| Steins;Gate |
| Strike Witches S1 |
| Strike Witches S2 |
| Summer Wars |
| Sword Art Online |
| Sword of the Stranger |
| Taisho Baseball Girls |
| Tales of Vesperia |
| Tenchi Muyo! Movies |
| Tenchi Muyo! OVA Collection |
| Tenchi Muyo! the War on Gemini |
| The “Hentai” Prince and the Stony Cat |
| The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya |
| The Familiar of Zero |
| The Garden of Words |
| The Legend of Heroes – Trails in the Sky |
| The Legend of the Legendary Heroes |
| The Pet Girl of Sakurasou |
| The Princess and the Pilot |
| The Severing Crime Edge |
| The Sky Crawlers |
| The Twelve Kingdoms |
| The World God Only Knows S1 |
| The World God Only Knows S2 |
| This Boy Can Fight Aliens |
| This Boy Caught a Merman |
| Time Bokan – Royal Revival |
| Toradora |
| Towano Quon |
| Trigun – Badlands Rumble |
| Tsubasa RESERVoir CHRoNiCLE OVAs |
| Tsubasa RESERVoir CHRoNiCLE S1 |
| Tsubasa RESERVoir CHRoNiCLE S2 |
| Tsubasa RESERVoir CHRoNiCLE/xxxHOLiC Movies |
| Umineko – When They Cry |
| Upotte!! |
| Watamote |
| We Without Wings |
| Witchblade |
| Yamada’s First Time |
| Yuru Yuri S1 |
| Yuru Yuri S2 |
| Yuyushiki |
| Zakuro |
If you got 236/236, then congrats! Your memory is working perfectly — you have earned the title of “Rememberer”.
If you got less than that, your memory needs work. You don’t even get a title, cuz you’d forget it anyway. Try harder next time.
Room 3
You don’t want to see room 3. To make rooms 1 and 2 look nice and sparkly, I sort of had to hide a lot of my collection in there, and it’s… well, it’s a mess.
But since you clicked the spoiler already, have some OTP so it wasn’t wasted effort.
Yeah, I ship better than the Navy.
Holy fuck.
Fucking sweet rooms.
Good thing the microwave is there. I’m sure you need plenty of hot pockets during those long manga-reading sessions.
Ha, I knew you had IBM like IT business shirts! My suspicion was correct!
And are those Neptunia Limited Edition games I see? God dammit, I should have bought them when I had the chance. Now they’re bloody overpriced.
You may have more physical games than I do, but I have over 450 Steam games to date. Does it count?
No. Steam is for poor people.
Boo! I don’t see any waifu pillows. :(
I’ve got a few pillow covers in one of the drawers, but sifting through those would be… time-consuming. Usually the only waifu I need is myself.
D_S pls. Don’t touch yourself at night.
Jesus Shitdicks.
My anime and mange are ordered right to left by the Japanese name order of the Japanese title of the series in Japanese. I didn’t look at your shelves too closely, but I bet it’s not half as weaboo as that.
holy fuck that’s a lot of shit.
…Where’s your old CRT TV?
Trashed. Needed room for plastic anime girls.
And where’s your 12 other My-Otome Zwei?
You sold it to Herkz, D_S?
They’re being used as shelving here: http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/R2-Floor.jpg
Herkz doesn’t really strike me as the guy who could afford anything I own.
He gave one to me because I <3 the Mai-HiME franchise.
==IMPORTANT QUESTIONS PLEASE READ==
How many onaholes do you own?
0. Help a brother out?
I’d help you out if I had one, myself.
We could go halvsies on one and share it.
That would definitely work.
You mean you would use it at the same time, or cut it in half?
Damn, your house is tall.
So, imagine there was a fire but the fire was like, going to take 12 hours to start burning everything and the fireman were there and stuff and told you you could pick 1 anything out of your house to take out since the fire would still take 12 hours to start you could pick carefully, what would you pick? Obviously you can’t pick more than one thing or the Fire Gods would get angry and burn you too.
I guess I’d take one of the girls from the basement. Lucky Samantha.
what’s it like when your co-workers come over?
I have yet to find out, and I doubt I ever will have to.
Your arms look delicious. 10/10 would eat you if I ever became a ghoul.
So when do I move in?
A very impressive collection, to be sure! However, the question becomes this: can you remeber everything in these shows?
Also, where are GJ-bu and Kitakubu Katsudoo Kiroku?
Remember? Shit, I haven’t even watched most of them for.
For those two, I’ll buy ’em when they’re cheaper. Weren’t exactly high-priority acquisitions for me.
Where’s that animal print (zebra?) pillow of yours? I’m disappoint.
Uhh, which one? Like, the super tiny one, or the one you can lay back on? Well, either way it’s on the couch right now.
Threw all the normalfag shit in Room 3 to take pics, then threw it all back in when I was done. :<
http://i.imgur.com/hcmRamX.jpg
What am I supposed to see here apart from D_S’s sexy arms?
Gamagori peeping D_S sexy ass and the well positioned action figure?
Three oppai-pads? Sasuga D_S.
Woah. Everything anime-related I have is stored on one external HDD.
*pushes glasses up*
His power level is under 20… trash.
Oooh ho ho hoo!
Sugoi! I really like your collection.
The wall scrolls are nice too…
D_S, we need to see the messy third room.
It’s full of S&M gear and at least two bound schoolgirls, isn’t it?
Well, there was an accident so now it’s one bound schoolgirl, but yeah, you were pretty spot on.
This is an amazing collection, I hope one day I can have a collection half as nice as this.
Why?
Buying just to buy is entirely foolish.
Conspicuous consumption is the downfall of humanity and society.
Owning more stuff simply means you have more stuff and that you probably make poor financial decisions. It doesn’t make you a better person.
It’s all simply a matter of money spent. You could have a far larger collection than what is shown by simply buying some bulk collection on ebay.
It’s okay to just admit you’re jealous, you know.
you should invest in a nice chair (???)
for health reasons, even
Yeah, it’s on the list. They’re just so expensive, it’s hard to pull the trigger.
God forbid you ever need to move, nice collection.
How much money have you spent on all of this? :O
Also maybe you actually could be a model…heh.
No idea, and if I started counting receipts, I’d probably wish I hadn’t.