I’d like to fill out the review summary this season, but I don’t wanna waste your time. Therefore…
Pass
Officialsubs Review: [Crunchyroll] Kiznaiver (Episode 02)
Watching these shitsubs hurt me even worse than when I realized people only read my site because I’m beautiful.
Officialsubs Review: [Funimation] My Hero Academia (Episode 02)
Anyone wanna tell me how to be unpopular? My friends refuse to let me spend my weekends on low-effort anime.
Officialsubs Review: [Funimation] Kuma Miko – Girl Meets Bear (Episode 01)
This show is so fucking cute I grew a uterus and considered posting on tumblr unironically.
Officialsubs Review: [Crunchyroll] Re:Zero -Starting Life in Another World- (Episode 02)
For how fucked-up Crunchyroll’s episode 1 (sorry, 01A & 01B) ended up, this release was confusingly good. Either they shitcanned the dipfuck TL or hired an editor. Either way, we all win this time around.
Officialsubs Review: [Amazon/HorribleSubs] Kabaneri of the Iron Fortress (Episode 01)
Better than your standard Funimation dumpster fire, I am surprisingly all right with Amazon’s entry into the simulcast scene.
Officialsubs Review: [I dunno, Youtube?] Monster Strike (Episodes 01-03)
Nothing’s spookier than turning on an anime and realizing it’s just a soulless advertisement for that game your little brother plays when he’s not indiscreetly jerking off to youporn.
Short Officialsubs Review: [Crunchyroll] HackaDoll the Animation (Episode 01)
Three posts in one day? Gotta say I’m feeling pretty sagey right now.
Subtitle Comparison: [Crunchyroll vs Mori] Onsen Yousei Hakone-chan (Episode 01)
Normally I like to give fansubs a week to get running, but for short series, I don’t think that’s particularly necessary.
Officialsubs Review: [Crunchyroll] Rokka no Yuusha (Episode 03)
I don’t know why I’m reviewing this, but now I do know why I shouldn’t play drinking games during Republican debates.