I’d say this post has spoilers, but there isn’t a plot to spoil, so… [But seriously, there are fucktons of spoilers.]
Video Games
Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate: Ultimately Not Worth It
You’d have a better chance at defeating racism by buying a coffee from Starbucks than attaining meaningful enjoyment from this borked shitfest.
Buyfaggery: Fuck Amiibos
I’m going to try to make this post as high-functioning as I can, but since this involves Nintendo I can’t promise anything.
HuniePop Review: If Jesus Christ came back this is the kinda game we’d stroke each other’s dicks to
Damn do I love me some Huniepop.
Vidya Review: Shan Gui
As video games week continues, we find our intrepid hero, Dark_Sage, wishing for the sweet release of death. But will the whiskey give it to him, or only exacerbate the situation by dulling his already poor decision-making skills? Find out this time on “The Latter”.
Vidya Review: Magical Drop V
There ain’t anything Winter 2015-related for me to review yet, so have some filler.
Video Game Review: Final Dusk (PC)
Sorry about the recent lack of content, reader-tachi-kuns. Hopefully I can make it up to you with this thorough review of a game I spent $4.25 and 30 minutes on.
Terra Battle Review: More like SUCKaguchi, amirite?
I was semi-interested in this game, because unless you count the night TheThing and I sacrificed Love Live idols to the Blood God, Rin, I never played a free-to-play game before. But all Terra Battle did was validate my former abstinence.
Danganronpa 2: Ultimate High School Level Boredom
No, it was not worth ignoring Crymore for two weeks to play this sleeping aid.