Oh baby, it’s hype time!
Galaxy S7 Edge Review
Can Samsung’s newest ode to capitalism melt Dark_Sage’s icy steel beams? I think we all know the answer to that.
Spring 2016 Preview – Part 1: 2012, This Is Not
If I apologized for the delay, that just wouldn’t be sagey, now would it?
Shitty Femblem Contest Follow-up
Yes, I already emailed the winner, so no, there ain’t a good reason to read this post.
Fire Emblem Fates Special Edition ~Mediocre Giveaway Contest~
I have an extra and rather than being like those greedy assholes scalping it for $250, I’m gonna irreversibly disappoint all but one of you reading this. Ain’t giveaways great?
Subtitle Comparison: [Aniplex vs Commie vs GJM-eraser] Erased – Boku dake ga Inai Machi (Episode 02)
Just in time reviews: all part and parcel of the Crymore.net experience.
How to Prep for Fire Emblem Fates
You can’t always get what you want. Unless what you want is this article. Then, I guess, you can.
Digimon Story: Cyber Sleuth – Dungeons ‘n Digis
There’s a good reason the title is terrible, honey, you just haven’t thought of it yet.
[Spoilers] Erased Sucks Deceased Horse Dick
This post has huge fucking spoilers for Erased. Do not read this if you want to “enjoy” the show, cuz it will only make you realize just how bad it actually is.
OMG Amazing Fansub & AniTwitter Drama Xx*Must Read*xX
Fansubbers can’t even do drama right these days.