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Galaxy S7 Edge Review

March 24, 2016 by Dark_Sage

Can Samsung’s newest ode to capitalism melt Dark_Sage’s icy steel beams? I think we all know the answer to that.

Galaxy S6 Edge Review

April 1, 2015 by Dark_Sage

Yeah, I did say I’d do the Spring 2015 previews next, but I’m not exactly a reliable narrator.

Galaxy S5 Review

February 4, 2015April 16, 2014 by Dark_Sage

Phones are sort of like anime fans — no matter how bad you think they are now, they’re only going to get worse.

Galaxy S4 Review

February 4, 2015May 1, 2013 by Dark_Sage

I bought this thing solely to take decent pics for y’all at conventions. But how does it stack up as an actual device?

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