You’d have a better chance at defeating racism by buying a coffee from Starbucks than attaining meaningful enjoyment from this borked shitfest.
Video Games
Buyfaggery: Fuck Amiibos
I’m going to try to make this post as high-functioning as I can, but since this involves Nintendo I can’t promise anything.
HuniePop Review: If Jesus Christ came back this is the kinda game we’d stroke each other’s dicks to
Damn do I love me some Huniepop.
Vidya Review: Shan Gui
As video games week continues, we find our intrepid hero, Dark_Sage, wishing for the sweet release of death. But will the whiskey give it to him, or only exacerbate the situation by dulling his already poor decision-making skills? Find out this time on “The Latter”.
Vidya Review: Magical Drop V
There ain’t anything Winter 2015-related for me to review yet, so have some filler.
Video Game Review: Final Dusk (PC)
Sorry about the recent lack of content, reader-tachi-kuns. Hopefully I can make it up to you with this thorough review of a game I spent $4.25 and 30 minutes on.
Terra Battle Review: More like SUCKaguchi, amirite?
I was semi-interested in this game, because unless you count the night TheThing and I sacrificed Love Live idols to the Blood God, Rin, I never played a free-to-play game before. But all Terra Battle did was validate my former abstinence.
Danganronpa 2: Ultimate High School Level Boredom
No, it was not worth ignoring Crymore for two weeks to play this sleeping aid.
Demon Gaze Review
First off, calm the fuck down you guys. I haven’t had non-phone internet access since Friday, so I only played this shitty fucking game (and wrote this review) because I had nothing better to do. Secondly, this is a terrible game.